This is like the Cubs playing an intrasquad game in spring training and then congratulating the Cubs for winning the game.

@sarahspain.com This is fake, right? For the love of god, let this be fake.

Making a beeline to the White House.

We’re already a global embarrassment. There was no need to put an exclamation point on it.

Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social · 2mo ago

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

An actual YouGov poll question from today.

Having all the cards in Uno literally makes you a loser. This is the perfect depiction of everything he does.

He isn’t mimicking anything. He’s disparaging a group of people because that’s what he does and his mouth breathing cultists lap it up.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

Trump mimics transgender weightlifters yesterday in Florida (Roberto Schmidt/Getty)

He obviously needs to be removed from office but, if you think a Cabinet made up of people wearing the wrong sized shoes because they’re afraid of this moron is going to use the 25th, you’re as delusional as he is.

Should we really expect any better from someone who is a racist, a rapist, and a pedophile?

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

Take off the hat you demented asshole. This isn’t a fucking pep rally.

Nothing says I wasn’t exonerated like starting a war in the Middle East.

I guess Robert Kraft won’t get his happy ending tonight.

I thought every “good” American was supposed to watching the other halftime show.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6mo ago

Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show

The director of Melania movie

For no particular reason. youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...

John Farnham - You're the Voice

YouTube video by JohnFarnhamVEVO

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Is Ben Johnson fundamentally opposed to taking a lead before the 4th quarter?

@lisaguerrero.bsky.social I hate to say this but, as I’m a Bears fan, you’re going to have to be my frenemy for a week. #GoBears

What do 28-3 and 21-3 have in common?

I would also like to announce my retirement from professional boxing.

The sale of chisels and jackhammers in January of 2029 will pull this country out of whatever economic hole this idiot has us in then.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:

He is an absolutely vile piece of shit.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo ago

this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted

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WKRP Turkey Drop

YouTube video by Brian Henigin

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Probably not the best idea for a Thanksgiving cake.

This team is going to take years off my life. #Bears

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

@sarahspain.com You might get to add to your pet family soon. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

Researchers say raccoons may be inching closer to becoming pets - Dexerto

A new study shows that raccoons are physically changing to become more domestic as they continue to live near humans.

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How big of a payoff is Trump going to demand before he pardons the Thanksgiving turkey?