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@jeffpalylyk.bsky.social
Stereotypical Middle-Aged White Suburbanite Dork. I have Wife/Kids/SUV/Battery powered hedge trimmer etc... I mostly post esoteric jokes
The Fighting Irish:To make sure everyone knows the origin of the name, which is both fantastic and ridiculous. The Dollop ep 318 The Fighting IrishvsThe Klan. I'm not linking to any particular podcast feed because reasons. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @jessicasmetana.bsky.social @lucyrohden.bsky.social
@shadowtodd.bsky.social Hi Todd, first time long time. Genuine question: Where do Doug and the Slugs fit in with your assessment of Canadian music all-timers?
Dear god in heaven we may actually have a functioning football team #BCLions
@brockway.bsky.social I read this and I loved it. My 16yo daughter finished it in a day. I explained to her that Dad kinda grew up in a similar situation and to appreciate being (lightly) smothered by her parents attention because there are other ways of growing up. Thank you
Underrated Cultural Touchstone: The volume of sleeve tats on NLL referees. These dudes are INKED
For anyone interested we have some Ernie & Bert shit covering professional Lacrosse in the Great White North and I could not be happier!!
I want to live in that section of the Star Trek universe where my appliances don't scream at me for opening the door before the predetermined cycle had finished.
@drewmagary.bsky.social just finished today's pod. If ASMR curling content is what you're after then try to stream The Brier (Canadian Men's Curling Championship). The winner has a near lock on winning the Worlds in Ogden at the end of March
@mobute.bsky.social "Donald Trump’s 47 Day Kindergarten Kombat Academy for People Who’ve Gotten DUIs on Sea-Doos..." Will you consider embroidering that onto a polo shirt in exchange for money?
@minakimes.bsky.social For the whole of the PNW (I'm from White Rock BC) Please give a shout out to all of us from Port Hardy to Portland OR. This is a Sb for the all of us on West Coast Best Coast!!
Mark My Words: Evangelical Christianity will ruin the NFL. The only alternative for the Secular Majority will be the CFL
If your AI value proposition is "This Statistical Engine Robot will remind you NOT to invite strippers to you niece's 5th birthday party" your product is...useless? I mean, at best?
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Donate your car today. That's a thing you can do, donate spare vehicle you have, Right? An extra car you just have laying around doing nothing? An actual car, you can donate for charity, just...available for some weirdo with a tow truck to pick up, because you have one? Really?
“At halftime we’re going to test everyone’s blood to see who’s The Thing..” Goddammit man I was eating when you said that and almost choked to death on a Triscuit
@brentbutt.bsky.social Do you think you're cursing it if you post anything about the Riders before the final whistle? Haven't heard from you all Grey Cup
As I have asserted for many years now: NOBODY LIKES SMARTIES Nestle enslave children to pick cacao to make a product that gets thrown into a landfill BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT
We're not talking enough about how the rest of Canada that does not give 2 flying fucks about the Blue Jays now gets a scant 8 weeks of Canadian Sports Media not finding it profitable to shove the fucking Blue Jays down our throat like a goose being fattened top for foil gras. See you losers in Feb
@davidjroth.bsky.social You want a snapshot of how broken Canadian sports media is? The next 10-15 days of Blue Jays content on all our broadcasters will dwarf anything else anyone would like to watch instead. NHL, CFL playoffs, etc. Including the week-long eulogy after Ohtani turns them into dust
Thank you and Good Night. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff they worked hard for you tonight...
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social FILL IN THE BLANK: The promo shot of Belichick walking up the ramp, head down yet nipples prominent on his wick-away polo is... ( )
@dameshek.bsky.social Tonight's uniform matchup in Atlanta: "Ooh La and La" or "Over The Moon"?
@minakimes.bsky.social Is starting a drive insider their own 5 Dan Campbell's 1UP Mushroom?
Every introduction of a new Tim Horton's food item looks like a fraternity prank. It shouldn't be "It's Time for Tim's" it should be "Tim Hortons: WE FUCKING DARE YOU!!"
@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 2 x Field Goals and 2 x Rouge. How can you not love this game ?!?
Assembled a hockey net for the first time for the younger ones birthday gift. Got into a nice rhythm getting the nylon cord around all the mounting points. It’s essentially weaving for dudes