Free screenwriting zoom tomorrow, Thursday 4/23 at 5pm pst. Going to talk about scenes, what makes them great, what makes them work. All That Jazz, Eight Men Out, Some Like it Hot, Larry Sanders Show, Cheers and more. Hope to see you there!
Jeff Howard
@jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social
Writer of Oculus, Ouija: Origin of Evil, Haunting of Hill House, Midnight Mass and the forthcoming Wytches.
Doing a free screenwriting zoom Thursday at 5pm pst. If you’re on list, email just sent. If you’re not, message me your email address and I’ll add you.
What if bad AI writing inadvertently proves the existence of the human soul?
Hey zoomers - pitching at 4:30 today but gonna be on zoom at 6pm pst for one hour to talk TV pitching. Hope to see ya then! (I’ll be going through messages here today to add to the mailing list.)
Tomorrow, Weds May 14 at 5pm PST, free writers zoom where we’ll turn ourselves into a writers room to break a pilot. Hope to see you all there! If you aren’t on mailing list, DM me your email and I’ll add you today!
Jeff Howard, the writer of Haunting Of Hill House, is doing a Free PILOT STRUCTURE ZOOM Weds 5PM PST April 30 If you’re interested DM @jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social to get on the list.
Diana never visually busted my balls harder than when those Irish bastards started singing their folk song.
For the first time in about three months, I can almost kinda smell stuff.
Emails out now, if you didn’t receive let me know!
Jeff Howard@jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social · 2y agoJEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -
“You already have one of these at home.”
Scoot, a wrestling cat 🐈@scootthecat.bsky.social · 2y agostole this from the other place
My grandparents had this hanging in their basement bar through my entire childhood.
JEFF HOWARD SESSIONS UPDATE for all my boomers. Marsha is no longer involved in the sessions, which means you will be dealing directly with me from now on. What this means is -- prices are again CHEAPER, and wait time is at a minimum because I'll be handling the scheduling myself. Thread continues -
They’re gonna take everything out of the Smithsonian except nudes and stuff in gold frames.
“Mr Felt, please describe how Mr Woodward was added to your signal text chain.”
Giving myself the grace of a week away from reading news.
A zen koan for you: Stop trying to write a script and start trying to write a movie.
Reading the comments is exactly why I just can’t bring myself to care about this place.
Jeff Howard@jeffreyhoward33.bsky.social · 2y agoWhen you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
When you skipped transmogrification class one too many times.
Back in 2008, when Obama was running, my L.A dog park friends would circle together and loudly agree with each other about everything. It just wasn’t the same. That’s how Bluesky always feels to me.
Thinking of starting up group class zooms again. One offs for large groups, three-parters for smaller groups. Individual consults to talk story one on one. I keep it cheap and honest. If you’re interested, message me.
The new cover for my horror/romance/romcom novel. Brimstone. :). "True love is going through Hell together." #writersky #writingcommunty #romantasy #writing #amwriting
For the first time in years I just remembered the time I was hooked up with a Real Housewife by a friend. Life is weird.
Hey zoomers — the 50% price reductions over holidays for reads and notes and consults is now permanent. Always here if you need eyes or ears.