Beefcake Dad
@jeffsreturn.bsky.social
I just want to be strong and fast. Never ask me what I mean, it's just the OCD talking.
I'm 3 hours deep into a calculation. I have the fear.
I think my exercise regime might be making me sad. I was hoping it'd be more social than this. But I was also hoping that I wouldn't have to make changes again. And that maybe it wasn't me.
They actually can't stop you drinking the dehumidifier water you know.
Being assertive with medical professionals, and insisting Hard Seltzers are isotonic
Spending time in Belper instead of passing through. Let's have look
Something I desperately need you to understand is trousers too big, t-shirt too small.
Lovely to have a chance encounter with @deeboom.bsky.social in the street. Made my night.
By January, I want to look like that squashed up lad off Doctor Who. Sontarans is it?
I don't need to go to the gym tonight. I need to go to bed instead
I'm not physically in the office again until August now and I feel visibly taller because of that fact
Let's not forget we shouldn't be using a man who microwaved his own glasses as a measure of anything
CheapShow@cheapshow.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally saw an episode of Baddiel's Syndrome after people told me for years that it was awful. How bad could it be? FUCKING HELL! What if you did an Oxbridge take on Seinfeld but forgot that it was Larry David's voice that made the show, not Seinfeld's. So it's just a smug comedian's "tch life, eh?"
There is a lad smoking a huge bifter outside the office. Fair play
