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Celebrating Book Release Day with some Dave’s Hot Chicken.(That’s a spicy mozzarella plank on the left.)

If you make your way out to your local bookstore today, you may very well find THIS on the shelf!

Make sure your personal assistant clears your schedule...TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out tomorrow!

We could have had a taco truck on every corner, but I’ll settle for driving 15 minutes for this one!

Tomorrow afternoon I'll be at Zenith Bookstore with my book-signing hand, scrawling my name on pre-orders of TERROR FROM THE CAVE. There's still time to order signed copies! zenithbookstore.com/strand

"You are so weird." @bridgettnelson.bsky.social, after editing the short story for the next issue of my newsletter.

Happy belated National Avocado Day!

It's the FINAL DAY to get 20% off everything at Bridgett Nelson's online store! Books! All kinds of apparel, including the shirt the lovely model is wearing below! Just use discount code LAKECABIN. bridgettnelsonhorror.bigcartel.com

TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out on Tuesday, and I'd like to assure Generation Alpha that it is EXTREMELY skibidi.

I'd never seen DIRTY DANCING until recently, and always assumed "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!" was actually a really GOOD line in context, not hilariously bad.

It's hard to say "No" to this face, but I assure you, Chaos, you don't really want a bite of my habanero bratwurst.

TERROR FROM THE CAVE officially comes out August 4th...but it looks like it's on a lot of bookstore shelves already!

Specifically written about FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, but descriptive of most of my books.

Hard to believe it's been a decade since the evil French Fry Man and I hid a body under those flowers!

You can't afford NOT to get WOLF HUNT at this price! What are you, fiscally irresponsible?

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You can still pre-order signed copies of TERROR FROM THE CAVE (out Aug. 4th) from the Zenith Bookstore! Have them shipped to your front door or pick 'em up in Duluth, MN! You'll find it to be a dark and twisted tale even if you're older than 14. Also, it's funny. Order at zenithbookstore.com/strand/

It was one year ago today that a reviewer said my splatterpunk book was "more like splatterJUNK" and I know deep in my heart this pain will never fully fade away.

It was one year ago today that a reviewer said my splatterpunk book was "more like splatterJUNK" and I know deep in my heart that this pain will never fully fade away.

They should do this, but have the signs written in childlike crayon.

I never expected to drive past a Radio Shack in 2026. Never dreamed I’d see a Ben Franklin. But this is BOTH AT ONCE!!!

#Kindle #deal! Both @jeffstrand.bsky.social's WOLF HUNT and @jeffvandezande.bsky.social's BLOOD OF THE WITNESS TREE are just $0.99 each! @stephenking.bsky.social's 'SALEM'S LOT is just $2.99! #horror #ad #booksky amzn.to/4bF8YgJ

Wow! I never expected to see FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH on this list! (And, indeed, I didn't.)

The sale is working!

The shiny new Wicked House edition of WOLF HUNT is on sale this week! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GJG8THQ6

Hmmm. I have a few signature sheets to sign.

Dereliction of duty! Chaos was supposed to be watching through this cabin window for bears!

If you've just seen THE ODYSSEY and are craving more Cyclops action... (TRIVIA: The original title of this book was THE ODYSSEY OF HARRIET.) www.amazon.com/Cyclops-Road...