Realized I was definitely mixing up Coachella and Burning Man in my brain
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Really bizarre to me that some(!) Americans seem obsessed with the fact that “the rest of the world pays servers livable wages and they don’t rely on tips” because it’s always the kind of person to be like “I wish I didn’t have to tip my server” and like. You don’t like tipping?
Broke: Lord of the Flies is about human nature as a whole Woke: Lord of the Flies is about harm that the patriarchy does to young boys and the social and physical consequences that they face for straying away from it
idk as an ed survivor it’s ok to not baby people with eating disorders. it’s ok to point out how grotesque it makes you look and how disgusting it makes you feel. if anything it’s needed to fight the romanticized version of the sickness.
Straight up forgot the last time is supposed to be a love/breakup song. That’s about me and my father and his alcoholism
Saw a comment on TikTok that apparently Gaylors started the rumor that TS is maga “because they’re mad she isn’t dating a woman” That’s why I never take TikTok comments seriously those people are on so many levels of stupid
Just looked for more than two seconds at the pap walk pic. Why does Travis have allat cake
Super interesting discussions on the feed about the whole terminal uniqueness thing, which reminds me: I took that line, and many others in the song, as a reference to autism. Especially late-diagnosed or even undiagnosed
Swifties are catching up on TLOAS being a reflection of Debut and Beautiful Eyes (including in the color scheme) but they just think it’s bc she’s re-recording debut 🤭
Every time someone posts asking for advice on how to pass better I have to swallow up my “get fatter”. Because it’s true but I am gonna get flamed.
I just know whoever is the author of the conspiracy of “Taylor Swift is a trans woman and a grandchild of the founder of the Satanist Church” is losing their mind over “I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger”
Oh the normies are treating TLOAS the same way they did TTPD… oh goodie…
(Previous version of the thread wiped) Actually Romantic is truly giving Regina George claiming Janice was a lesbian and in love with her. In the end of the og movie it’s all but outwardly stated that Regina was the lesbian and happiest when in a pile of girls.
Previous post brought to you by reading the Genius annotations for Actually Romantic and going “Oh, so you agree? Taylor would say that a woman makes her feel wet and more loved than any man ever?”
a woman is talking to a man and asking him if he agrees .
Alt: Regina George in the movie mean girls saying So you agree?
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@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social is about to have a field day with straplor TikToks I can feel it
Taylor repeatedly pressing on the idea that she has a huge dick in Father Figure is funny already but even funnier if we then take Wood’s constant reference to dicks as to her own
Would you like to play a game? You claimed to not let weight hinder your attraction to people. Before you is a beautiful fat woman. You have sixty seconds to compliment her, but beware - if you mention the words ‘soft’, ‘pillow’ or ‘ancient Greece’ you will explode immediately
I was not raised religious but I just know if little me learned that the rapture will come on a day no one will anticipate I would anticipate it every day just in case. Like I would wake up and say to myself “I think the rapture will happen today” and think I’m saving humanity
I feel like at this point I genuinely hate people who think pop performers owe them anything beyond what they pay for
The thing about "corn plating" is that Dolores's power is her incredible hearing, so yeah, it's fucking funny that she's carrying a plate of EARS of corn 🌽👂 Just because it's a small detail, doesn't mean it wasn't an intentional choice.
I feel like even if I believed in tayvis I would NOT believe that the proposal was an actual surprise for her
I miss girlboss feminism so bad it’s so much better than gender essentialist pseudo feminism. “Men don’t belong in women’s sports” not only am I evaporating you with my mind for transphobia but also. Women are very much so capable of competing on the same level as men in most sports.
I’m so glad my mother sniped the potential for me to become a debate bro in the head when she told teenage me after an argument with my brother “it’s more important for you to be the correct person than a good person” with the most disappointed tone ever
idgaf about merch but I am thinking about the fact that the TLOAS aesthetic is the colors of the Statue of Liberty before and after oxidation aka exposure to the elements. a metaphor for miss americana before and after the industry/outside noise etc corrupted her & forced her to become someone new.
