Rick & Morty isn't even that old and it already feels like a relic of a long forgotten past
Jelly
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I was just drinking from a clear glass and there was a little droplet on the side and as I was lifting the cup to drink I just saw what looked like a dark speck flying up my bedroom wall and I thought it was a spider and jumped and showered myself in pepsi zero this is the worst day of my life
I just had to dress up Grumpy in some cool threads! I would absolutely buy a Grumpy Build a Bear dressed like this! o.o 🌧️🐻👟 #furryart #fanart #carebears
Jericho being the establishment dem here makes this skeet extra funny given everything about him lol
Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins@wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 18h agoThis is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028
when I see slim margins like this, I feel compelled to be slightly annoying and naggy and say that you should really vote. the do-nothing corpo politicians can be defeated
MLive@mlive.com · 12h agoAbdul El-Sayed, who has never held elected office, defeated U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens by less than 15,000 votes and vows to fight Trump's policies if elected in November.
for the last year or so, I've been feeling like this place activates my idiot lizard brain in the same ways Twitter used to
I've never seen a sincere irl quote that reads more like a dril post than this one
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
I used to commit so much fuckery on high school computers. none of it was malicious, but it was disruptive and the IT department probably hated me (sorry)
I think if you're a CEO in charge of a social media platform with millions of users who generally get along and your thought is "we're boxed in with liberals. I want people of all political affiliations!", you're an idiot. did you not see what happened to the last place?
Kurt Angle is still the funniest bastard in the game. 🤼♂️
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Show: Teen Titans Go! Language: Japanese
how I feel climbing into bed with my plushies after another day of life
