We don't need a factory run by robots on the moon. We need a ballroom.
J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Showbiz General Practitioner TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be? STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
I never thought I'd ever hear the phrase "The U.S. is short of weapons."
Sometimes I feel like we need volcanoes to remind us that the Gods are angry.
Guatemalan authorities remain on alert and have evacuated residents from eight villages following an eruption of the Fuego volcano, one of Central America's most active volcanoes.
As a one-man film studio, I could really use some help with word-of-mouth on my new feature film, coming to AppleTV and more on Monday. Movies made by just one guy generally don’t get on streaming and there’s literally no PR budget because it’s just me. Thanks, I appreciate it so much!
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I've actually never seen Flipper. I think it's because it's always sounded dumb to me. Oh well.
#ComingUpOnTCM FLIPPER (1963) Chuck Connors, Luke Halpin, Connie Scott Dir.: James B. Clark 6:45 PM PT A boy befriends a dolphin that comes to his rescue. 1h 30m | Adventure | TV-G #TCM #TCMParty
It's like a cross between Charles Foster Kane and Jughead from the Archies.
Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
Republicans all have 2020 Derangement Syndrome.
Just as he ignored shouted questions in the hearing room.
Fauci ignores shouted questions as he leaves the hearing room
My friend Gruber always sends me a musical video birthday wish so today I made him one
Tony Romo predicted the exact play the cops would use to arrest him.
Tony Romo predicted the exact play the cops would use to arrest him.
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This headline has pretty much everything except the word “alligator” www.nj.com/burlington/2...
Florida man with a flamethrower barricades himself in an RV at a Walmart, cops say
No injuries were reported during the incident, which stretched from just before 11 p.m. on July 20 to the afternoon of the following day.
nj.com
Here's me at 17 in the University of Minnesota Daily 1989. I dropped out soon after this to do MST3K on Comedy Channel full time.
I was distracted by sea of bored, drifting people behind him.
Trump: "We had a covid period ... we did a great job with it. Got no credit. We should've been given big credit."
Trump would totally choose the incorrect Grail.
Trump would totally choose the incorrect Grail.
After all is said and done, ranch dressing was our best foot forward.
Just watched some of Ralph Bakshi's "American Pop" and it would make a great double feature with "Heavy Metal" on opening night of "Doesn't Hold Up Fest"
Last time I ate there was with @frankconniff.bsky.social on our way to Reno for a Cinematic Titanic show.
This really bums me out... classic California roadtrip spot.
I remember seeing these on the road as a little kid and even then thinking "That would be so much cooler if it didn't have 'L'il Red Express Truck' on the side.
1978 Dodge Li’l Red Express