Jemima Kelly

@jemima.bsky.social

Financial Times columnist and writer. 👩🏼‍💻 https://www.ft.com/jemima-kelly

I wrote about the summer I had just turned 16 and I formed my first girl band, Urban Clique, in the seaside town of Aldeburgh (yes, yes, I know). The illustrator absolutely nailed it 😅 Read about it and other FT writers' life-changing summers here! as.ft.com/r/fbe4fa1e-c... (🎁)

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🛸👽✨🔮🪄The latest instalment of my Adventures in Woo Woo just dropped! This time I transported myself to a sound bath in the Californian desert designed by... a 700-year-old Venusian Read it for free here or in this weekend's HTSI 🛸👽✨🔮🪄 www.ft.com/content/3a47...

Jemima Kelly seeks peace at an alien sound bath

California’s The Integratron was inspired by extraterrestrials – now it’s promising out-of-this-world experiences

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This pool story is truly sustaining me through this heat I'm impressed Trump knew that the "crazy (likely paid) pro-algae protesters" were referencing a postwar German poem

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OMG. So in November 2022, when I was at a party at Mar-a-Lago to celebrate Trump running again for president (yes), I met this guy who I described thusly... WHO IT TURNS OUT HE IS THE GUY TRUMP HIRED TO CLEAN UP THE REFLECTING POOL, CEO of the company that owns "Green Water Solutions" I am dying 🤣

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I visited Scotland's most expensive hotel because, well, someone had to 😶‍🌫️ A very special place, honestly. And the price (doubles from £1550 a night) is of course v high as commenters are noting but does include food I would pay a lot for, booze & all activities/equipment as.ft.com/r/5e0bc764-0...

The remote shooting lodge reborn as Scotland’s most expensive hotel

In the country’s far north, the 159-year-old Hope Lodge now promises ‘curated escapism’ and ‘untamed luxury’

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And their social events were often a lot more effort-heavy. Dinner parties* for sure, sometimes those safari ones where you go to everyone’s house for a course. Sometimes full on house parties that took ages to clean up the next day. * I’m obsessed with @jemima.bsky.social’s article about this

Can Jemima Kelly recreate Martha Stewart’s mythic midnight dinner party?

Thirty guests. 111 eggs. A one-bed flat. A fearless host attempts the impossible omelette supper of her dreams

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There can only be one President Donald Trump, forever-The president seems to have little respect for his children’s brainpower — his eldest in particular, whom he reportedly once described as “not the sharpest knife in the drawer”. www.ft.com/content/ca3d... @jemima.bsky.social @financialtimes.com

There can only be one President Donald Trump, forever

By snubbing his son’s wedding he seemed intent on making sure Don Jr knows his place

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