“Janemba, Janemba-- uu?” Janemba finally notices Joe's irritation... and turns to some nearby rocks, only to turn them into a horde smaller versions of himself. Guess these will be Joe's first opponents. ...doesn't look like there's a lot going on behind those eyes, though...

【ナックルジョー】@vulcan-jab.bsky.social · 4w ago

"The heck... OH COME ON! WE JUST FIXED THIS!!!" *Yeah uh, that casual mood was entirely gone... I mean, the people of Popstar JUST stopped someone who did just this for the past week, he's clearly had enough!*

“Janemba?” It's hard to tell if it even /can/ talk beyond its name. If that even /was/ its name... it's all it seems to say. “Janemba, HOOOOOOO!!!” Thrusting both arms upward, it unleashes a shockwave of energy around it, causing... portals to Another Dimension to open up?! Uh oh.

【ナックルジョー】@vulcan-jab.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Huh, soooo that answer's my question..." ("Geez, I at least expected somethin'... tougher looking... Ah well! Looks CAN be deceiving after all... Jus' keep it cool, Joe. Keep it cool...") "Not much of a big talker, are 'ya?"

“Janemba, Janemba!” WHOA OKAY, big boy! Guess that answers that question...

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【ナックルジョー】@vulcan-jab.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Big... yellow... huh?" "What the heck's a Janemba?"

So was she still going to say that quote, or--

Holidaygirl1225@holiday-girl-1225.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh that's Janemba.

jammy Bro gave up, I'm sobbing--

Local deity done in by a literal marble. More at 11.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ This sucks What a sucky morning. ( Arms crossed. Is he just pouting at all of this- ) ㅤ

This specific incarnation isn't really about strength. Not /purposeful/ strength. It could destroy or alter most things with a thought (literally, in some cases), but it had a keenness for things and people that were resilient. Oh! Now he's trying to encase Alpha in that jellybean like thoughtform!

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ I should’ve asked someone stronger… ( The levels of indifference on display are unimaginable. ) ㅤ

“Uuu..? Janemba...” It seems impressed. But that doesn't mean it stops. Goodness, no, it's like a child with a toy. A toy it'll play with until it either breaks, or hurts itself with. It's trying to crush him, now.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ Ugh… ㅤ

Two hands come through opposite portals to clap Alpha between the two. There doesn't actually seem to be any fatal intent. It's just retaliating for being called "lazy", but knowing this thing--

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ This is more annoying than anything else… ㅤ

And again. And again. And again. Ping, pong, ping, pong...

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ Ow- Whatever- ㅤ

It makes one of the most braindead sounds of curiosity one can imagine, looking at Alpha with a vacant smile... Before a hand reaches through a portal to flick him.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ Lazy ass I’ll just kill myself instead ㅤ

It's busy trapping things in giant jellybeans. Too bad so sad.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ Man whatever ㅤ

Nahhhh. It doesn't feel like it. Not yet anyway.

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ㅤ I think I need someone to kill me ㅤ

- temp pinned -

jammy Okay but what if Kiyomi dies and helps fight Janemba in the indeterminate future, what then. /hj /nf

jammy Soon. Very soon. He'll do something worthy of getting his ass beat.

✧ 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓇𝑜𝓈𝑒. . . ✧@konkonkissybeauty.bsky.social · last mo.

carrie the things she would do to put janemba in the ground if she knew what it was. kon kon rail cannon.

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✧ 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓇𝑜𝓈𝑒. . . ✧@konkonkissybeauty.bsky.social · last mo.

carrie I'm so afraid her SEVERE obsession with justice will never come up I need to display her incredibly black and white thinking

Oh that meter is fucking skyrocketing around Janemba.

‎AKUTŌ.@wehwehbullymeanie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have a meter it's called the ████ you I hate you meter

“Duuhuuhuu, Janemba, Janemba-Janemba!” Small scale, for now. And not even on purpose. Its mere existence is blurring dimensional lines.

—𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐄@arachnisms.bsky.social · last mo.

* The Spider-Mike had doffed her costume for the day. She had to check on some things in the Light World, so she'd be reverting to a normal spider... * ...or. So she thought..? * As soon as she leaves the supply closet, she retains her physical form, peering around the hall with a confused look...

“Janemba, Janemba.” ...doesn't look like that registered. Or, if it did, he obviously didn't listen.

‎AKUTŌ.@wehwehbullymeanie.bsky.social · last mo.

.........Do you mind, dude. I'm trying to be aloof but interested in something, here.

That was a very good, and very valid question. Purification might not be on the table, given how big the guy is... And it felt. Consistent. Like even trying to warp it with First Guardian powers might meet a mixed success at best, and a failure at worst... “Janem-baaaaaahhh!!”

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ Christ. ( Not good. ) What am I even supposed to do with this thing though... ‎

“Ooohh~? Janemba?” Buh-- the giant has finally noticed Alpha, looking over with a vacant, curious smile. “Janemba, Janemba!”

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ The things I'm forced to deal with Thank god I'm still technically a Time Patroller. ‎

Blame... wait, no, who is there to blame here? It's not like we can blame the Oni Boy, he's not in there mentally speaking. Not anymore. This was just a monster.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ Just... Literally how the fuck man. ‎

At the very least no laws of physics or dimensional boundaries have been breached as of yet. He /did/ almost block out the sun by mistake.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ oh my god... ‎

“Ueeheheheehee... Janemba, Janemba!” Unaware Alpha was referring to him. There's not a lot going on in that noggin.

𝙰𝚕𝚙𝚑𝚊 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚢 | 🎃 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔈𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱@heirofspace.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ IS THAT THE LIVING MANIFESTION OF EVIL ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ‎