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Ran my first ever half marathon this morning! I hit all 3 of my goals, too! Sub-3, don’t be the last person to finish, and don’t need medical attention the moment I cross the finish line 😂

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Me: *finishes a blanket I’ve been working on for myself* My dog, literally less than 5 minutes after I finished crocheting it: ah yes, the perfect place to eat my very crumbly bone! 🫠

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Also is it just my bluesky or are notifications broken for everyone? It says the last interaction I had was 4 days ago but if I go to my profile and actually look at my posts, I can see that’s very much not true

This is a very obvious statement but I’m going to state it anyway because it’s my current life situation but man, training for a marathon is hard. And I’m just starting. I haven’t even gotten to the unreasonable long runs yet 😭

The first time Aziraphale ever disobeyed, it was to protect Crowley, btw. If you even care. He refused to smite a rebel angel as he had been ordered and instead took his own dressing off to bandage Crowley’s wound. If you even care. #go3spoilers

Actually imagine being Crowley and watching General Aziraphale, THE strategist of the War in Heaven, do things like crossword puzzles and fix broken bikes so thoroughly he accidentally adds gears to them. Imagine having to rescue him from a Bastille because he got peckish.

Stardew valley au where Crowley is the farmer that just moved to town and Aziraphale is Gunther, the librarian and historian who helps Crowley identify some things he dug up on his farm and inevitably falls in love with him

We actually don’t talk enough about the fact that Aziraphale goes to a barber?? Like he could use miracles to have his hair stay exactly the same and never have to shave but instead he goes to a barber and takes cologne recommendations from him.

I keep thinking like… what if that wasn’t Jesus, who already knew him? What if that was just some human who saw his snake eyes? And like yeah, they’d just think it was contacts or something but the point is that he was so depressed that he just stopped caring. #go3spoilers

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Not good omens related but oh my god I was just able to get a bib transfer for my first ever marathon which also happens to be on my birthday this year!!! I am so excited and terrified that I could explode!!!

“Anthony takes a moment to gather his thoughts before he answers. ‘I don’t need anything else’ he says. ‘I have the universe out there and I have you right here. I have everything I ever wanted.’ Asa feels—“ “Ngk,” Crowley sits up from where he has draped himself over the couch

The whole point is that Aziraphale WASN’T in charge. Crowley has been saying that all along. Between God, who can overrule anything at literally any point in time, and the metatron who canonically messes around in the book of life to change things to his liking, there was always