Jen (she/her) 🏳️🌈
@jenaroo5.bsky.social
Recovering from eldest child/daughter syndrome.
Happy Victory Monday! Most mileage I’ve gotten out of this mug in a minute.
Kuuuuuuuuuuuch!!
Benjamin Pierce@boltsben.bsky.social · 2d agoN1K1TA: History!!! That assist is the 1,138th career point for Tampa Bay Lightning forward Nikita Kucherov, passing former teammate Steven Stamkos for most in #GoBolts franchise history. Yet another world class achievement for No. 86, congrats to Kuch!
The upsets today in college football have been feeding my craving of seeing the mighty fall very nicely
And I’m sure there’s an Owen Sixteen somewhere in Ohio with Browns fans as parents. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
New York couple names son Knickson Fyve after Knicks title chant
Vance and Yvonne Bradford's newborn son is named for the popular chant that filled the streets of New York after the Knicks' first title in over 50 years.
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They should invent a sports bra that isn’t trying to murder you
I like how this quote makes it seem like there’s a guy named Thumb who just got elevated to the 53 man roster
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 5d agoBaker Mayfield: Thumb is in a place where it’s strong enough to be able to play.
Of course the Haslams/Browns have donated to Vivek Ramswampy. Christ on a cracker.
Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. Brown Eyes In My Pants
Champi(JUMP-SCARE)@champierth.bsky.social · 5d agoRuin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. Put Your Hands Up In My Pants
There’s always next year. Thank you for a fun season, Guards!
Idk if that’s the proper use of “eye candy” for the Ravens vs Browns game
Maurice Clarett and Mark Cuban doing the opening for the OSU vs Indiana game is giving me acid reflux
I’d build Pee Wee Herman’s house and bike from the movie.
Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2w agoquestion for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?
27,000 New Yorkers lost their SNAP benefits due to cruel cuts from the federal government. If you’re one of them, NYC is here to help. As of October 1st, you can re-enroll for SNAP benefits. But there are new rules. Call 718-SNAP-NOW or visit nyc.gov/ACCESSHRA for help re-enrolling.
So much to love about Spida throwing out the first pitch. Truly adore that he has great form, brought a glove, and is wearing absolutely fire Mickey Mouse socks.
Birthday Pokémon. Last digit of the day Last digit of the month Last digit of the year
Happy Ivysaur Pokemon
Alt: Happy Ivysaur Pokemon
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Micro💫 // Read INVariance!@antisocialmicro.bsky.social · 2w agoBirthday Pokemon. Last digit of the day Last digit of the month Last digit of the year 888, Dog with Sword, can't make this sht up man🗿
Ms. Rachel has bigger balls than James Hetfield Ms. Rachel is more metal than Metallica.
Columbus Day is the most Republican holiday because it's about giving a white man credit for discovering a country he never actually set foot in and where people were already living.
38 years ago, the 11th of October was sanctioned as National Coming Out day by the queer community. Some of the prominent LGBTQ+ leaders of the time believed that the most personal form of activism and representation for our community was to come out to our friends, family, and loved ones.
