Dora is mostly annoyed about the church bells, thanks

Another day, another new tyre required 🙄

I can’t sail my yacht, he’s taken everything I’ve got

I’m not telling, thanks

Missing: one pool of cat vomit

It’s past dinner time, human.

How did Benny return from 7 hours outside only superficially damp? Neighbours are away… assume the church would kick him out for a wedding…

Have BTP changed their hash browns or is it just that I’m in a different branch?

Oh a building which was converted into flats and had a load of dodgy windows stuck in without planning is having structural issues, what a surprise

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MIL and SIL are staying. Benny and I say leave our spider friends alone

Dora has spent most of the day sat next to, and occasionally looking in through, the catflap. No wonder the batteries don’t last

Not one but TWO ginger Maine coon kittens though Dora

Went to the end of the cul de sac today (Barrow). Yesterday’s sunset

Late to the game but my Amazon About You thing makes me sound sophisticated and intelligent so there (I mostly use it for kindle books and emergency coffee bean supplies)

Hello, where can I go to best go to cause chaos?

Our lady of sorrows

Christmas is saved

Dreamies?

Just caught Benny serenading next door with a gift in his mouth 🙄🙄🙄

This is the first September where we have owned a woodburner but have not used it.

Trap.

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Only had dreamies 5 times

Benny doesn’t work Fridays

Bottom tier cat is insane or photoshopped www.debenhams.com/product/cost...

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In the words of Arnold J Rimmer “Yes, I admit I’m nothing. But from what I started with, nothing is up.”

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Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?

Contemplating an accent where mirror rhymes with beer.

No cats allowed to use or go in front of the front door:

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