Jenna
@jennapie.bsky.social
She, her, hers • In 2004 I spotted Jerry Springer leaving a Waldenbooks with a copy of the Da Vinci Code
Just saw some sad news about an internet dog I’ve never met and my day is ruined
Just for the record, my precious cheesy bean and rice burrito has no lettuce, is only $1.99 and it would never hurt you
My shoes are so comfy but I think they’re giving “baby’s first shoes”
The men replacing my windows are listening to some terrible fucking music I’ll tell you what
Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.
People are sheltering at the African-American History & Culture museum
I think it’s neat that our president looks like something created by David Cronenberg, I am a huge fan of his work
oh my goodness -- it looks like the rot on Trump's hand is now rotting 😳 (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
Kid in my training class making $65k/year is playing with a NeeDoh while we teach her vital information about managing receipts
There should be a Rocky movie where he fights Godzilla (and wins obviously)
I want one little enough to carry around in a purse ☺️
Is Mini Mamdani in the room with us now
I’m 99% sure that my uber driver just put on country music because I’m a white gjrl
My coworker is driving us back to the hotel and maroon five is playing. Coworker music is real.
My dumb little phone can’t even capture how incredible this view is
First time in LA and lowkey palm trees are kinda ugly up close sorry
I can’t reply to that for some reason but here is my boy doing his best job of pondering life while looking for squirrels
@jennapie.bsky.social this sounds like a job for leo
L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail. R - Photo put out by staffer.
How did the gayest president we’ve ever had also happen to be a gross white supremacist
Trump: I wish I looked just like Jaxson Dart. Is he a male model? He is a handsome guy, a beautiful guy. Conservative guy. He said, I love you, sir. When Jaxson gets harassed a little bit, he's also is loved more because we have more people than they do.