Googled 'folding beach chair' and this is what Amazon suggested and it made me laugh imagining myself relaxing on the beach as the legs slowly sink in to the sand ...

Side-eying that whole “Arab Spring” now, the clues were right there this whole time

Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny

Alt: Charlie Day's Conspiracy Rant in Always Sunny

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Oh, I see, its ok for me, I can support asylum seekers because i can still sleep on my trampoline.

Russell Parker@pussellrarker.bsky.social · 2d ago

She said sleep on it but, yeah. I guess asylum seekers won’t be able to resist the temptation to break into her garden and have a go on it and she’ll get bounced clean off while snoozing, or something else plausible like that

Genuine q: did that woman on R4 just say they won’t be able to go on their trampoline because of asylum seekers? SURELY I misheard?

The actions of a black man reflect on all black men. The actions of a white man reflect on that man.

Here is the first track of the next album by The Bionics, which is called Neon Deutschland. The song is called A Song Of Two Humans and represents fairly accurately the feel of the new record, i.e. it's got tunes. Hope you like our new direction, for this one at least. youtu.be/-57A4QdwjeY

The Bionics: A Song Of Two Humans.

YouTube video by Dan Mudford

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Do we seriously think that all the people writing about Arday for the last few weeks give a shit about Cambridge HR departments or academic referencing or how PhD students get supervised? Course not. Pure opportunism.

Do you know how embedded dishonesty is in the academia and 'elite' of white society? This guy harmed no one. We gave Trump 2 state dinners. He lies 12 times a day

Jason Arday was a big story for C4 news tonight, WEEKS after the story first appeared. How is any one person supposed to withstand it?

This country needs its head rinsed.

Only the UK could have a PM called Burnham in a summer of heatwaves and wildfires.

My kind of guy. I can happily offer nothing.

Hilary Davidson@fourredshoes.bsky.social · last wk.

This website is unintentionally the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Read it and weep. www.tacticalsoap.com

Gosh, so relaxing when you’re reading by the light of your kindle and a mozzie floats by.

Oh Jesus. There’s going to be so many absolute plonkers with burnt eyes on Weds night aren’t there.

Bold? Or an extra pay check. Cos where else did the budget go? Not on screen, that’s for sure.

Dan/iel Mudford@danmud.bsky.social · last wk.

And there's a Directed By credit at the end. That is BOLD.

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS. The thing that offends me is how fucking LAZY it is.

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth.bsky.social · last wk.

Here’s my theory. I work in animation. I know a bit about comedy. SOMEBODY has to like the new Gervais cats thing, maybe it will be me. see you back here in a bit *cheery wave*

Here’s my theory. I work in animation. I know a bit about comedy. SOMEBODY has to like the new Gervais cats thing, maybe it will be me. see you back here in a bit *cheery wave*

News item about v old bottle of Guinness? Pshaw. If any reporters wish to excavate the back of my late mother’s drinks cabinet, do get in touch.

Oh FUCK OFF, Word you absolute loser.

I ❤️ this house (no, truly) up to and including the random placing of the copper kettle tiles (?) in the kitchen

ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · 2w ago

If you've ever wanted to live in a MagicEye house... www.anthonywebb.co.uk/properties/2...

Went to the gym, found new names for my WIP. Meet Les Mills and Al Trafit. #alwaysworking

Another hot day. We are all desiccated husks. Jenny scans the weather app, searching for the elusive rain drop. There are none. She cries a tear, and saves it to water the plants.

I’m watching Rivals, 100 years after everyone else. Why did nobody tell me the shallowness of their lives would make me feel so sad?

Went to see The Invite at Battersea. Loved it, lols and discomfort, my favourite mix. But OMG the audience! Phones out, chatting, going in and out. Bloody entitled pricks.

Today's "SO UNPOPULAR ITS A WONDER YOU HAVE FRIEND" view: Strictly Come Dancing should be for talented amateurs. Celebs [esp those who want to add 'can dance' to their CV] should learn to dance on their own time/dime. #Strictly

An added layer to the t-shirt/Farage debacle: Reform voters are more likely to support the return of the death penalty, while I don’t think it’s popular w Greens?

Drinking na lemon lager. It’s quite nice once you accept the fact it tastes like drinking Jif #boomerbeerreview

Last year my favourite 8yo was in a band called SummerBells. This year she’s in a band called The Scars. #timeflies

Just turned my oven on for the first time in weeks. Waiting for a Daily Express journalist to knock the door any minute now…