My kind of guy. I can happily offer nothing.

Hilary Davidson@fourredshoes.bsky.social · 14h ago

This website is unintentionally the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Read it and weep. www.tacticalsoap.com

Gosh, so relaxing when you’re reading by the light of your kindle and a mozzie floats by.

Oh Jesus. There’s going to be so many absolute plonkers with burnt eyes on Weds night aren’t there.

Bold? Or an extra pay check. Cos where else did the budget go? Not on screen, that’s for sure.

Dan/iel Mudford@danmud.bsky.social · 3d ago

And there's a Directed By credit at the end. That is BOLD.

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS. The thing that offends me is how fucking LAZY it is.

Jenny Landreth@jennylandreth.bsky.social · 3d ago

Here’s my theory. I work in animation. I know a bit about comedy. SOMEBODY has to like the new Gervais cats thing, maybe it will be me. see you back here in a bit *cheery wave*

Here’s my theory. I work in animation. I know a bit about comedy. SOMEBODY has to like the new Gervais cats thing, maybe it will be me. see you back here in a bit *cheery wave*

News item about v old bottle of Guinness? Pshaw. If any reporters wish to excavate the back of my late mother’s drinks cabinet, do get in touch.

Oh FUCK OFF, Word you absolute loser.

I ❤️ this house (no, truly) up to and including the random placing of the copper kettle tiles (?) in the kitchen

ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · last wk.

If you've ever wanted to live in a MagicEye house... www.anthonywebb.co.uk/properties/2...

Went to the gym, found new names for my WIP. Meet Les Mills and Al Trafit. #alwaysworking

Another hot day. We are all desiccated husks. Jenny scans the weather app, searching for the elusive rain drop. There are none. She cries a tear, and saves it to water the plants.

I’m watching Rivals, 100 years after everyone else. Why did nobody tell me the shallowness of their lives would make me feel so sad?

Went to see The Invite at Battersea. Loved it, lols and discomfort, my favourite mix. But OMG the audience! Phones out, chatting, going in and out. Bloody entitled pricks.

Today's "SO UNPOPULAR ITS A WONDER YOU HAVE FRIEND" view: Strictly Come Dancing should be for talented amateurs. Celebs [esp those who want to add 'can dance' to their CV] should learn to dance on their own time/dime. #Strictly

An added layer to the t-shirt/Farage debacle: Reform voters are more likely to support the return of the death penalty, while I don’t think it’s popular w Greens?

Drinking na lemon lager. It’s quite nice once you accept the fact it tastes like drinking Jif #boomerbeerreview

Last year my favourite 8yo was in a band called SummerBells. This year she’s in a band called The Scars. #timeflies

Just turned my oven on for the first time in weeks. Waiting for a Daily Express journalist to knock the door any minute now…

Please complete this Guardian headline: The hill I will die on: Breakfast cereal is for babies – I eat salad in the mornings, like a_______ God Almighty, the exquisite, unpisstakeable fragility of it all.

Saw a dog called Richard at the vet. (Golden retriever)

I’m now a single issue voter, and this is it.

Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 3w ago

going to try and figure out how to deal with fucking Make Tax Digital this morning so do please picture me as a bear you have just encountered in the forest for the time being, expect it'll make me so cranky I'll attack at the slightest provocation, apologies in advance

I see all the posts but surely the main reason to boycott is this:“starring Johnny Depp.”

35 seconds in (as far as I got) she feeds him a Pringle.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is the video Musk is quote-tweeting when he says he'll deliver a feature length version of The Odyssey, just in case you were curious how dogshit it is

Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's sign-off, but we need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...

Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!

Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.

you.38degrees.org.uk

WHY THOUGH?

When you're being arrested for trafficking and child sex offences at 6pm, but are due on stage as the genie at the Joe Longthorne Theatre at 7pm.

blippy@blippy.bsky.social · 3w ago

those pants are insane wtf

Came to Scarborough to see CMAT. Fantastic gig but I am possibly the worst gig photographer of all time for which I feel I should get some kind of prize?

Has… my ex changed his name/eyebrows and gone off in a new creative direction? (This works best if you know my ex)