5:16 chip. not even top 20%. these dudes are fast. sub 5 next year.

finally got my heart rate below 40 just 39 more to go

should i go to google io tomorrow? or should i hang out with this stray i found at my airbnb?

waiter: so you got any plans for the super bowl this weekend? clark kent: [laughs nervously] the super bowl? just the regular bowl for me waiter: alri- clark kent: [loudly] a regular bowl for a regular man

when I take a video with my iPhone, it will save it as .MOV when I trim it, it will save it as .mov pathetic

100%+naneinf. honestly. incredible game

this actually goes so hard. i guess google read my email and just populated this live notification. complete with gate change, departure updates, and a countdown? crazy that apple wallet never did this.

idk how to explain it, but ASAP is actually a higher priority than, “as soon as possible”.

in love messenger.abeto.co

this is how i use claude code

Hannah Vardit@hannahvardit.bsky.social · 12mo ago

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

i need to hear this sound every time i close a JIRA

Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 12mo ago

An unused object found in Yoshi's Island is the "Overly Congratulative Green Coin". It is identical in functionality to a red coin, but plays the Perfect Clear fanfare when placed in specific areas. This causes the game to appear to unnecessarily celebrate every single coin.

it’s a guitar and cigarettes kinda night, sorry mom (she hates guitar)

me trying to debug my stupid app

very exciting news for kotlin devs who like google docs

you can just try to highlight the beauty of things you like and not try to vampirically extract value at every step

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last yr.

Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose. www.status.news/p/the-onion-...

reading piranesi: haha, he’s just like me reading a bit more: oh, um... oh

just spent 3 hours on the laguardia runway, thanks mamdani

running the formatter must feel so good for the code

me with your 500 line pr

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · last yr.

A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed

jokerless not nearly as bad as expected

this made me unreasonably happy. stickers and challenges next.

just tried to read the cloudflare postmortem from the last outage. turns out the blog post is hosted on cloudflare.

posting this every time someone says they’ll fix it in the next pr

something’s telling me sporcle isn’t a native app

v excited for for my 360 feedback this year

remember when we had to sit in the front of Lyfts? those were the worst years of my life

these days text recognition is so good you can code on pencil and paper

code review bots are fine, but we need a bike shedding bot that just comments a 🚲 emoji when we’re wasting our time.

i kind of think extension functions on nullable types is an anti pattern does that mean i’m not fun anymore?