Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
Surrounded by girls 👩🏼❤️👨🏻👩🏻🤝👩🏼🐕 Cyclist 🚴♂️ Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) 📝 Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
They never move 5 million people into jobs. It’s always just starve dem kids
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRollins: "For those who love work and celebrate work and want people to work and not be on food stamps, it's a pretty big win when we've moved 5 million people off food stamps, y'all."
Whatever Casey Murphy did during the break, sign me up.
Jeremy Spitzberg@jeremyspitzberg.com · last mo.Casey Murphy not beating the allegations this season.
Teaching my daughter well. (The joke being it’s fun to say Hannah Bebar’s name as if you were a robot. BEEEEE-barrr.)
Houston Dash with the youngest team in the league and the one with the biggest spread in ages? Three over thirty-year olds, Boattin at 29, and seven 24 and under. They’re a donut team, with a hole where any peak age players should be.
Someone want to explain this to me, a man over 50? Wait. On second thought, don’t.
Betting on a Racing side with something to prove hosting a Stars team that hasn't scored in three matches. What could go wrong? 😵💫
“Jennie is a young midfield talent with NWSL experience..." Lies, damn lies, and statistics. 169 minutes over 4 matches hardly counts as experience.
Angel City FC@angelcity.com · 5d ago📰 #AngelCityFC has completed a free trade agreement with Portland Thorns for midfielder Jennie Immethun. She is signed to an initial short-term roster relief contract through 9/6. More info: https://angelcity.com/acfc-post/acfc-signs-portland-thorns-midfielder-jennie-immethun-to-short-term-contract
"LIVE: President Trump makes an announcement on ‘freedom haulers’" Not going to look it up because I'm sure it's as dumb as it sounds.
Maybe Taylor Flint isn’t a center back? Maybe Lauren Millet isn’t a midfielder?
This meeting could have been a photo of my dog during the meeting.
We aren't talking enough about Claire Hutton. As a player, as a fantasy asset. We just aren't talking enough about her.
Hopefully it's, "My companies and I are going to pay our taxes."
How many keepers have their season high total of saves against the Wave? Dickey. Anderson? Campbell?
Day like today, Laura Harvey will be in the cooler for respite.
Hey, @amazonprime.bsky.social, maybe don’t spoil the final score of matches I want to watch on your platform.
Would anyone be surprised if Esther’s excused absence from Gotham is transfer-related?
You try taking your eyes off Marilyn Monroe in Some Like it Hot. I dare you!
Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w agothere is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11