condemned to the Crypterion Closet, where all the classic movies have had segments edited in of a puppeted corpse cracking insults and puns

why is it massage parlors are infamous for happy endings? maybe more people would go to the dentist if those were offered

increasingly convinced that many, if not most, political commentators have no working definition of what "political" / "politics" means

Isaac Chotiner@ichotiner.bsky.social · 4w ago

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Non-binary cowboy whose pronouns are He / Haw

what do you mean "to get to the other side?" That's overly ambiguous and frankly ridiculous that you expect it to relate the chicken's intentions

oh you have three confirmed kills? that's cute. I never leave survivors to confirm anything

Read Frankenstein today. The creature is an incel & I think I missed my window for bringing that up in class

o cruel fate, none could have foreseen this tragedy -me, eating shit once again, after ignoring everyone's warnings

as a small-d democrat I think we should reach a consensus to end the microaggressions on my micropenis

we've empowered our userbase with mod tools for them to do their own moderation and then condemn them for acting like mods, the worst posters in existence

reality isn't adhering to my model, which suggests everyone else is simply perceiving reality incorrectly

if I donate to your anticapitalist org it's only natural I should have some say on how my donated money is spent, the first being how much return my investment will bring

I sigh in relief upon seeing I get more engagement than the attempted assassin

why is it always the dude with john brown avatar saying you shouldn't do illegal things, that would be criminal

this site rules

terrifying myself by inventing the evil character "Frantz Qfanon"

I always skip the even chapters of books. Everyone knows the interesting stuff only happens in the odd chapters.

Caelan Conrad@caelan.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

Duke’s Hard Mayonnaise

As an environmentalist, I support the attack on Iran due to its extensive destruction of fossil fuel infrastructure. Blowing up a pipeline pales in comparison to blowing up the petrodollar

I am inspired by history because all the accomplished famous people would have agreed with me. Modernoids are too stupid to recognize my genius.

Whoever builds and designs overhead kitchen cupboards so the sharp door corners mash into my head every fucken day ... ... I trust you are all happy? ... and I hope you ALL die a horrible painful death by impaling yourself on the corner of your own door yourselves!

You're concerned Platner was on a nazi podcast? I wouldn't know. Frankly, I find it more concerning you listened to a nazi podcast to find out he was on it smdh

if only we hadn't been so mean to nazis we'd still have twitter and tiktok, which sucked

what the

of course he opposed wwi, the anti-iww

Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 9mo ago

#OtD 5 Nov 1855 American socialist and labour leader Eugene Debs was born. He helped found both the American Railway Union and the @IWW, and was jailed in 1919 for his opposition to WWI. While in prison he ran for president, and received nearly 1m votes workingclasshistory.com/tag/iww

please take a moment to consider the feelings of the bluesky moderators, who will have to be working extra hard suspending people for celebrating the death of a profoundly horrible person

these renderings of the planned white house ball room are ridiculously tacky

"not my place to educate you" I assert after I demanded you listen to me and you agreed

bluesky leftists are arguing with bluesky liberals on whether Lenin was a liberal (derogatory) or a liberal (complementary), while grandmas are discussing how to surveil and disrupt ice activities

The Trump admin may have ignored international laws, federal laws, and the Constitution, but I draw the line at them flaunting Bluesky ToS.