the bullies at school keep making me squeeze through narrow gaps so that they can seamlessly integrate cutscenes into gameplay without a loading screen.
JerryTerry
@jerryterry.bsky.social
Yo. I'm Jerrod. I do music and videos sometimes. Also gamedev, maybe... youtube.com/@jarrahtarrah patreon.com/jarrahtarrah
"I'm so sorry for acting up, it must've been something I ate (1,000 Chaos Beans)" - me if my Entire Life was Fixed 😩
Wait wait, I'd ALSO love to have My Entire Life fixed, can I also eat Chaos Beans for that or has this guy cornered the market?? From now on, for every new Patreon sub I get, I'll eat a Chaos Bean!! You'll have to provide the Bean though, because I have no idea what it is. Bet they're yummy tho 😋
Looking after my mum's dog is a pain primarily because anytime I enter the room, he pelts me FULL-FORCE in the balls with his tail. EVERY TIME. "Aww he's wagging so hard, he must really love you 🥺" NO, this is an INTENTIONAL act of malice, do NOT be fooled! This guy is an asshole!!!
FINALLY got the "Man it's so Loud in Here" BTS vid finished and out the door. Outside of the mum situation, i'd honestly mostly been putting off having to re-record some lost screen-recordings timed to the existing audio. Still, will be starting the next round of Submissions at the end of the week!!
Behind the Sounds: "Man it's So Loud in Here" | JerryTerry
FINALLY done on the BTS for the Man it's So Loud track. It's very long and meandering (there's chapter timestamps in the description, feel f
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I got the time zones wrong and just now learned I failed to finish my final art fight attack on time. 💀 Please accept this chibi kaiju battle for Memphis! Models inspired by the Godzilla Generations vmu minigame. Featuring characters belonging to @shentrix.bsky.social and three others!
5 hours left of artfight, and while I didn't get all my revenges done (I forgot even the most low-quality drawing takes me hours bc i cant draw 😭) i got the big one finished that I promised I would... and then realized the character isn't actually ATTACKABLE. Praying they seem my message in time 🙏
Honestly, the biggest inconvenience with my constant Personality Drift (aside from the "but you expressed the opposite opinion a few weeks ago?" moments) is being plagued by a YT vid in my recs that looks like shit, that i'd NEVER watch, and then realizing I put it on my Watch Later like a week ago.
had a bad nightmare that I posted "I DESPERATELY NEED A FAT BITCH TO HIT ME UP ASAP OR I WILL START WRECKING SHIT" on EVERY SINGLE social media I have. Nobody was mad at me but I was absolutely mortified. And what's worse, not a single one hit me up. Which, fair, but two-for-two on embarrassment 😭
Almost had a #LethalGamerMoment yesterday, when a Tier 3 Brain Fog Event almost had me taking a 'shortcut' out of the hospital by hopping off a third-story balcony cos I forgot Real Life had fall damage 😨 glad I stopped, dying from that kind of thought process gets you put in the Reddit Afterlife!!
Oh god only 2 days of Artfight left. I'd intended to avenge every single attack I got and there's still so many to go. Admittedly I have an excuse (this temp dogsitting setup is NOT conducive to drawing), but I def wanna try. Thankfully, Stress is the #1 Jerry Motivator!!
Of all of Spaced's little 90s Moments, one of my favs is when Tim remembers the Jaffa Cakes in his pocket and celebratorily chants "oh mommy, oh daddy, let's all play kabaddi!" - a south-asian contact sport that Channel 4 briefly aired in the early 90's. Just a kinda cute lil cultural moment i like.
Jaffa Cakes
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I ran a bot to go to EVERY youtube channel and select "don't recommend". When I refreshed, my homepage was a pic of a beautiful field of flowers. If you scroll enough, there's even a panda bear by one of the roses! He looks upset for some reason. ah nono we cannot be making that kind of joke in 2026
I have never clicked a Video in my life! YouTube is a website that shows you various thumbnails and titles for videos that would suck if they existed, then you close it. Like the opposite of a stress ball. Scientists are working around the clock to invent a Video That Is Good, but no luck as of yet!
"Can you beat [game] with [bizarre circumstance]" I don't know? I don't care?? I clicked ONE mildly interesting-looking video a few years ago and now I'm paying the eternal price!! Can I beat Hitman as an Interior Decorator? Can I beat Bloodborne as a Tax Evader?? Yeah probably, now leave me alone!!
Scout's asked me to recreate a Tatsuro Yamashita song she heard on a commercial on a VHS tape, it's turning out to be REALLY fun Teto practice! Having a blast with this.
an event happened recently where whales were extinct but we needed em (long story) so we went back to the 80s but they hadnt invented Strong Glass (long story) so I had to show em how to invent it but didnt know the computer wasnt voice-controled and tried to talk to the mouse. it was embarrassing!!
Hate how I make great headway on projects until I hit ANY hitch and then it's like "i don't have energy for this" but forever. I was having a BLAST working on a game, had trouble converting basic level design from my brain to blender and now even opening the file is like trying to touch a hot stove.
I rewatch all of Harry Hill's TV Burp every few years as my little nostalgic treat. Aside from some terribly problematic early-series jokes it's held up really well and is genuinely so fun and funny. Feel like the amount of period/cultural context makes it pretty impossible to share with anyone tho.
inventing a game called Muscle Chess where its the same type of a game as Normal Chess expect the pieces are 999 killergrams and so you have to be BIG and STRONG to move pieces so none of the CHESS NERDS can even make the pieces move or take your pieces and finally BRAWN can beat BRAINS for a change
two sentance horror storey: "You don't recall ever even HAVING a elf." "And even if you did, you don't recall wanting to do anything in particular with it." was scared + screaming as i typed that. NOT based on a true story I will always have #MyElf and... wait what did i want to do with it? Hmm...
More rough Teto practice, trying to settle on a vocal sound and mixing-style I like for her.
Fact: if you took all the words from all the times i've posted Some Bullshit About Scooby Doo and laid them end-to-end, you could use them as a bridge to cross the Humber. But since Hull Fair's not til October, you needn't leave Cleethorpes.
yknow, Scooby Doo was originally gona be called Burtle Chikpea and he couldnt talk. They thew Messick in tha booth with 1 line: "Woof". He adlibbed for 2 hrs. The HB boys knew they'd struck gold and retooled around that audio, renaming him to fit a bizarre phrase Messick kept shouting between takes.
Whenever Fortnite adds items for things or characters I care about it makes me feel like when a grandparent grossly misunderstands the things you like. Like a more cynical version of when I got a wooden penguin carving for Christmas because I liked Club Penguin.
