It's not just movies that have less sex than they used to, and it's not just today. Way back in 2013 we had to cut this stunningly erotic moment from Superior Foes of Spider-Man #3 (more info in alt text)

“You are like my ideal showgoing partner, and i would love to do it again. Not that i’m asking you on a date necessarily but to be clear i would absolutely ask you on a date” reader i am as smooth as 80 grit sandpaper and yet: number secured!

A. Parise@jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · yesterday

Spent 30 minutes at the LCD Soundsystem show tonight dancing with this insanely cute blonde and actually managed to find the courage to ask for her number after the show was over…. Taken. Boooooooooooo

Just asked someone i know if they were on The Sopranos so yeah i’m doing great over here

I’m so brain-pilled i thought this was Loss

MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · yesterday

Marlow Moss, Composition in Black and White Number 4, 1949 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948

Spent 30 minutes at the LCD Soundsystem show tonight dancing with this insanely cute blonde and actually managed to find the courage to ask for her number after the show was over…. Taken. Boooooooooooo

Single parent advice needed! My babymomma will never switch days with me when i have something cool i want to take Juni to, how do i stop being annoyed about it?

So in the last couple weeks i’ve realized i really like listening to criticism of media i will never willingly consume. I wonder what’s up with that.

A friend just sent me me this and i don’t get it but i 100% feel it: “i have used up all of my ability to communicate and it didn’t work yes i want a waffle no whipped cream, two coffees at a time. no i don’t know what she want, she can fuck off” entirely as pointing, shaking head, two

Wanna know something cool? Our sun was born in a stellar nursery and almost certainly has siblings we could identify through spectral traces but we only have one candidate even though identifying siblings should be really easy :)

Okay help me out: i want to take a birthday mining trip, should i go to montana for sapphires or California for benitonite? I have lots of sapphires and no benitonite but i love them so much.

Okay i am being yelled at and i am still so sad about the breakup but i will say that the best thing about being poly-adjacent is that “also you have a boyfriend” is an incredible rhetorical device. Not worth the sadness and pain but a great bright spot

This man loves to hear himself talk, this meeting is 15 minutes over already and he is overexplaining the most obvious shit

If anyone needs an air conditioner i have three i can give away, hit me up.

I keep cracking Mexico jokes because of the piss filter every hollywood movie set there uses but between the palms and the red sun it actually does look kinda right

Wow it is so yellow outside, who’d have expected we’d all be instantly teleported to mexico

Ah, there’s the chewy air :(

NEW: Renewable energy developer Avangrid has pulled a long-standing and controversial solar project on Washington’s Badger Mountain, a site sacred to Indigenous nations, following years of delays and tribal objections. With @highcountrynews.org

Solar Developer Cancels Washington State Project on Sacred Indigenous Land

The company, Avangrid, pulled its long-standing and controversial project following years of delays, as well as tribal objections spurred in part by High Country News and ProPublica reporting.

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These books are phenomenal, if you haven’t read them, this is a cheap way to fix that.

Max Gladstone@maxgladstone.bsky.social · 7d ago

Want a deal on some books? In honor of the Craft Wars being up for the Hugo Award, these are $2.99 in ebook for a limited time, on all retailers: THREE PARTS DEAD (bookshop.org/p/books/thre...) TWO SERPENTS RISE (bookshop.org/p/books/two-...) DEAD COUNTRY (bookshop.org/p/books/dead...)

Super useful. I figure a lot of us here in the Sky know this stuff already, but it might be handy to hand to parents, grandparents and pals who are less technically minded. www.librarian.net/NoToAI/

I was at a church sale and may have made a 100 pounds of glassware mistake

Goddamn Molly Tuttle is so good. “Some say saint, some say sinner, never could prove who pulled that trigger” goddamn i love a good murder ballad youtu.be/lgrfP-bBFEE?...

Molly Tuttle - Rosalee (Official Acoustic Video)

YouTube video by Molly Tuttle

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@digitalwatches.blackskycomra.de this is me if you’re curious

The lady who dumped me is Posting Through It by subskeeting me and i mostly felt bad until she posted the least charitable interpretation of something i said and now i’m kinda pissed off. I tried to not say anything here but i’m too het up. :-/

A child is walking down a beach covered in tiny Donald Trumps. He sees an old man walking along, picking them up and hurling them into the waves. The child asks the man why: “you’ll never pitch them all in.” The old man picks one of the Trumps up, says, “it matters to this one,” and yeets it away.

Does anyone know what this hallmark might say? Its stamped into a “silver” pitcher i picked up but with the doubling its hard to even say what language it is.

Did i need an antique theodolite? Absolutely not. Did i buy an antique theodolite? C’mon you know the answer

Just got to push a broken down truck with my jeep, that was some peak non-toxic masculinity :D

Man i’m still so sad over that breakup that still feels eminently avoidable :(

If the democrats really want my vote they need to secretly delegate a minor House member to smuggle a gun into the White House and assassinate the president.

Btw Sumo all you can eat sushi in Nopo? Amazing. Quality and creativity are on par with Bamboo and at $36 a head its a steal. Totally worth skipping my GLPs for a week for, zero regrets.