@skye.estrogen.faith what da frick when did u get a bluesky account

do people still use this website

might neither shit nor get off the pot

sry u need to become Catholic before we kiss

got a big fat ass and a hurty tummy

need a Catholic transgender woman with special interests

jesopo@jesopo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

need a transgender woman with hobbies and a website

"look at the state of you" is honestly a hall of fame British insult. devastating

niche content but how do people get stuff stuck in their butts and have to go to hospital for it? like how is it even stuck? there's no one-way trap door in there. if it went in there's many options available for getting it out even with no flared base or with a weird shape

need a transgender woman with hobbies and a website

"white people dont have culture" try even whispering "her name is Noelle" in a room full of white people

balls

do you remember when the internet felt like something you were a part of rather than something you used

i hear ICE is on this app now. what happens if i skeet goatse at them

when she invites you over for Bible study & chill but she pulls out the NIV

*turns u Catholic with mind*

i hope he shits himself to death

play that funky kubectl white boy

it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

don’t worry guys, bluesky can be perfect so long as we all get along. first things first, we just need to agree on the exact kind of communist we’re all going to be

realizing they won’t get this call tonight is rather heartbreaking

John Nichols@nicholsuprising.bsky.social · last yr.

Every evening, without fail, Pope Francis speaks with priests and parishioners at the Holy Family Catholic Church in Gaza City. He tells them that they are not forgotten and that, as long as he has a voice to cry out for an end to the Israeli assault on Gaza, there is hope for peace and justice.

i got way too many of these

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ah flip. i was betting on this

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your honour. are you not entertained

damn bro thats so perspicacious of you

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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

thanks for not saying "inshallah" in front of my parents. i know that took a lot of restraint