I think I'm way funnier when I'm depressed because I've been reading all my old posts on here and I was genuinely hilarious like what the fuck happened
jessica!!
@jesshateschess.bsky.social
loser tomboy from australia, i like the ps3 and games from the 2000s! really into matt johnson films things i say on here are often exaggerated
Just created a new website. archiveofourown.org check it out👀👀👀👀👀
Sorry i haven't been posting on here i'm on twitter posting about a show about two gay canadian men
kinda sad that gta 6 is gonna be the first mainline gta to not be playable on the ps3
gotta repeat the year if i don't lock in by the end of this week and finish this work that i can't do cause i'm physically incapable of doing math. Give me a reason to live
Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson
ALT: Nirvana The Band Matt Johnson
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McDonalds made the right choice. Next time don't even think about pulling this shit again. #WelcomeBackMcSmartMeal
jessica!!@jesshateschess.bsky.social · 7mo agothis country needs a hero
I've had an THE pithany. I was walking along the road to work when my son stopped me, homeless, still addicted. He said "Dad... I think I'm ready to come home." I said... "Son. I love you. But you're not ready." He's now fighting his battles on the streets. I'm so proud. But this got me thinking.
it’s like how in the horror movies there’s always the “final girl” character who manages to live and in this case it’s me 😭😭😭😭 dawggg they done shot and killed all my friends
Got 1k likes and like 150 retweets i was doing too good so they had to knock me down a peg
jay mccarrol looks his absolute best in the dirties and he's only in it for a 1 minute scene. i'm so fucking angry PLEASE JAY HAVE UR HAIR LIKE THAT AGAIN IDC WHAT IT TAKES!!!!
"if you kiss yourself inthe mirror, you can only kiss your lips.? did you know" -neil "the grass" tyson
Global warming? I hardly know 'er!
fuckstick@m0rgue8.bsky.social · 6mo agoyou should make jokes about global warming
Hey guys sorry i havent posted in forever i ran out of jokes the joke machine is empty i checked it and it ran out it used to be chuggin every single day but i broke it accidentally i punctured the joke storage it all leaked out now everyone in my town is laughing nonstop im really scvared somenhelp
DAMNNNNNN THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKING GOOD!!! matt johnson knows what he's up to. i recommend you all watch it, genuinely great
jessica!!@jesshateschess.bsky.social · 6mo agonext up on watching every matt johnson film is blackberry. So far i like this guy, i watched the dirties (2013) and that movie was fucking horrifying but very good, and ofc nirvanna the band the show the movie is S TIER.
next up on watching every matt johnson film is blackberry. So far i like this guy, i watched the dirties (2013) and that movie was fucking horrifying but very good, and ofc nirvanna the band the show the movie is S TIER.
Ok so i love when the google overview thing just straight up lies to you. Really cool guys. I wonder how many people have been hurt from this stupid ass thing
Sharing funny moments from Family Guy and American Dad.
Videogames are inherently a gay medium this one time I was Watching my friend play call of Duty and he just Rnadomly started gettin on the floor staqrted Sucking some guys dick like slobvbering everywhere he was cumming and stuff like and People say woke brainwashing isnt real i Saw it
This room smells like an airplane cabin it's a fucking fight or flight response