jess
@jessichords.bsky.social
somehow a sports account. okc thunder, wnba, philadelphia sports
met an all time character at book club today. says she didn’t like the book (the odyssey) so she won’t be talking very much. proceeds to interject all the time about how she didn’t like it. made a comment about one of the other members talking a lot. she’s coming back next month.
you know dallas winning it all is perhaps the funniest outcome
so nice to watch a normal game between a team i like and a team i think is kind of annoying instead of a fight between good and evil
custom made gospel song instead of a rap hype song feels like a sign of the rise of conservatism
sophie’s lip filler suits her perfectly in that it looks incredibly fake
flyers stinking it up so bad it’s giving me new hope for the phils game tomorrow
idk why i expected the flyers to play well today. the phils won
can’t watch bc i’m at work but i take it the phils are philsing
they don’t tell you that when you get older every morning you will wake up feeling like the tin man in that scene where they have to grease his joints before he can move
i want to experience the high amy klobuchar experienced today saying “could it then be the university of iowa’s the hawkeyes?? could that be it??”
do the liberty know that we need a lynx win tonight. as a society
why is mr beast on shark tank. why do WE as adults with fully developed frontal cortexes need to acknowledge his content
lynx not winning a playoff game when the [redacted] did would hurt me emotionally
y’all rpfed too close to the sun and now the nhl is trying to make money off of fan fiction