jestin
@jestingtime.bsky.social
misinformant, jestermaxxer, Targeted Online Harassment watchdog
1925 jobs: oh boy 5am time to move some big rocks back and forth for no reason 2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber 2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!
torture and chill sessions with your favorite concubine >>> ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
Liberal Customer: Could I get a Moccha Fucciato with extra bullshit! Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck— Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience. Me: man fuck you
Job in 1994: factory worker. Coal miner. Lady doctor Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player What happened to society?
Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰 Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔 Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
Trying to riff with the prosecution and getting really mad he’s not ‘yes and’ing me. Did this clown even take improv classes at “Harvard”
Woah … samshmouth guy dying was NOT on my 2023 bingo card *checking my card* Oh wait. It was. BINGO!!
Get this ijbol nonsense away from me. It’s the scrappy doo of acronyms to lol’s scooby. It’s demonic and possibly satanic also and I hate it
Love languages…personality types……astrology…if you believe in any of these I have a concept to show you called “Adult Santa Claus.” it’s me in a funny red hat and you give me 500 dollars
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Can’t wait to get home and stare in the fridge tonight for 1-2 hours
Me: Hey bro, check this out 👉📱 --> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much? The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭
MY BRO: MORON..that was the worst impromptu “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard 🤦 we can never show our faces at Sock’s Co-op again. ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
phone’s dead 🤦 I’ll use my wits to get home like a true New Yorker *going up to lady* BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying* YES! 🚀 wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’* Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed
Doordash Guy: Food here! 🤨 Are you sniffing me? Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities DG: …and? Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery” DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦 Me: 😹 DG: 😂 🤔 😭
*looking at news story that says ‘TikTok Proven To Lessen Anxiety’* Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉 *scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’* Cheeky tykes 😅
This site could kill twitter right now if it had group chats idk what’s going on
Unmm because you don’t get pussy? Yeahhhhhh lol 🤷♂️ ladies since there’s no DMs on here just use the replies I’ll respond 👇
A cold saige on a hot summers day@saige.bsky.social · 3y agoSex work makes me so angry aggghhhh 😡
Just says you don’t have a penis and can’t cum and can’t get hard and will never find love and go 💅🏻 !
Big Joe nba @apestogetherstrong.bsky.social · 3y agoI think sex work is mornalize good but sed isn’t really work cause it feels good so sorry 🤷
Yeah sex work is just like real work .. because I don’t get it 😂
