Honestly, the only place he'd blend in is a homeless shelter.

𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙣@babylonstechlady.bsky.social · 6h ago

Because that pleb thought he blend in those Krem, or whatever names they are.

Why does he look like he just tried to steal Donkey Kong's banana horde?

𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙣@babylonstechlady.bsky.social · 6h ago

Ah yes.... The alternative name of the Chaotix Detective.

"AHAHAHAHA I AM SO GOOD AT RACING. I JUST SOLD A MOTHERFUCKER UP THE RIVER. BROKE THEIR ANKLES. TOLD THEM TO BLOCK MY WHACK-ASS MIXUP. THREW A DUMMY AND SENT THEM TO THE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS BRANDED FEMUR BREAKER."

If you're ever feeling down, remember the words of Lightning McQueen.

Good.

彡★꒱ 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐚 —.@benevoism.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dude please you’re killing the peace

I just want F-Zero. A proper new F-Zero. I just want rocket cars blazing by at speeds that'll sear your eyeballs to the back of your skull on floating rollercoasters that'll give your sense of direction crippling dimentia while heavy metal greatly accelerates my tinnitus by another decade or so.

𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙣@babylonstechlady.bsky.social · 2d ago

....Let me guess. Disappointment?

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彡★꒱ 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐚 —.@benevoism.bsky.social · 2d ago

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No F-Zero. ... Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh...

"Y'know what? I've decided that diversion jobs are my favorite kind of mission." "The entire goal is to get noticed so it's just a license to fuck around and stir chaos. I can just break into the main security room and make slurping noises into the comms before demanding the guards send feet pics."

[ Jet is grumbling to himself as he drags an unconscious body by the ankle. ] "Gaia, stupid fuckin' wannabe cop-and-a-half security guards think they can take on the world." [ And with a loud THUNK he stuffs the body into a closet. ]

That's exactly what a nerd would say.

~𝑴𝑺. 𝑨𝑶𝑲𝑰@abakinggoldpup.bsky.social · 4d ago

- I'm not a nerd >:(

Hey, what's the twenty-third letter of the alphabet? Double-u

彡★꒱ 𝑴͟𝒂͟𝒓͟𝒊͟𝒂͟ 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒏𝒊𝒌 .ᐟ@girlfromtheark.bsky.social · 4d ago

No u

"Sup, nerds?"

Storm you little bitch that's my friend you're talking about don't call them stupid only I'm allowed to do that. ... That's you by the way, that's the joke. You're my friend.

𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢@dimwitalbatross.bsky.social · 4d ago

Nope. I'm too stupid to understand meme culture, boss!

(( This fuckin' game changed my nickname to fuckin' ANNOYING RACER what do you mean, game? What the fuckin' mcfuck do you mean? ))

You're supposed to be shouting at me to stop! Flailing your arms in panic like "Jet stop! Stop that! Stop that right now!" and then I get a cackle out of your panic and...AAAAAA. Have...have I lost my touch?

𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢@dimwitalbatross.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Albatrussy," just- [snicker.] Jet...

"There you go, now try to make this interesting. I figure you've gotta head home and prepare a fresh bowl of bread soup so you can find the strength to dig up some driftwood to try and patch the newest leak in your ceiling."

Vector@lazychaotix.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Oh, thanks." Vector then took the safety off. "Not anymore."

Arms folded, the hawk impatiently tapped his foot. "Safety's on, numbnuts."

Vector@lazychaotix.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Uh huh..." He's just... loading his rifle that he got from the Olympics. "Keep talking, man..."

Don't look at me, Storm. Don't look at my shame.

𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢@dimwitalbatross.bsky.social · 5d ago

"Stepped up into what? Into the poor house? Into line for some food stamps? Hey tell me, how's all that anti-homeless architecture they're putting into Station Square hitting you right now?"

Vector@lazychaotix.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I'm not a step father, I'm the father who stepped up."

(( This fuckin' game changed my nickname to fuckin' ANNOYING RACER what do you mean, game? What the fuckin' mcfuck do you mean? ))

Day five of...ah what's the point. Not even "albatrussy" phased the big guy. Like how are you not mortally wounded by hearing the word "albatrussy" how does that not mentally flashbang you? How are you not stunlocked by its sheer utterance? Fine, Storm. You win. @dimwitalbatross.bsky.social

Day four of sending this video to @dimwitalbatross.bsky.social without any explanation.

Okay phew that was close okay I gotta go to bed. Computer, play groan tube 10 hours ASMR for sleep-slash-relaxation.

Day three of sending this video to @dimwitalbatross.bsky.social without any explanation.

OH FUCK OH FUCK I NEARLY FORGOT HOLD ON it's still not midnight yet I still have time.

Day two of sending this video to @dimwitalbatross.bsky.social without any explanation.

~ Finnegan's Wake (James Joyce)

Adleigh A. Nivinoir!@alchemicexile.bsky.social · last wk.

Can RanchyBranchy deal a Jigglegagiggletillion dagobbles in slobby snobbles....𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚.....

(( Sooooo I found out that I've spent the last year and a half with a tear in a tendon on my shoulder. )) (( Might have an "I told you so" or two to hand out. ))