I love body shaming my cats. In my defense they’re greedy gluttonous little imps and they deserve all the treats. But I must do it to keep them healthy
Jett
@jetthorse.bsky.social
Just a horse; horsin around Nerdy Engineer | Gaymer 🏳️🌈🕹️| New Yorker
My love language is sending you hundreds of reels and memes because it made me think of you. If you can’t handle that then go find a more boring friend
Sometimes I just be commenting “Bad AI” on random family photos I see online
That guy only got caught cause he stopped to get a McRib. He knew it was only back for a limited time. No way he risked it all for a Quarter Pounder
I wanna make a website where the security questions are really messed up things like: Who's your favorite child? Which grandparent would you leave inside a burning house? Who was your first betrayal? What facial feature do you like least about yourself? Who's your favorite dictator?
There’s no way that charging this much for Takis doesn’t violate the Geneva Conventions
Within a day of being in Cologne, @caribumms.bsky.social @arkythewolf.bsky.social and @jodira.bsky.social had me eating Mettbrötchen (minced raw pork). And it was gooooood 🤤🤤 would def eat it again!
You ever look at someone and think “Damn. Your face looks aerodynamic AF.”?