At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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The people out there running in bad AQI just shows there are 2 types of people who run those who do it for exercise and those who do it as self-flagellation and/or must suppress their inner monologue at all costs.

Feeling glad the Schmetz decided to make an ass of himself in the press conference. In the post Ozzie and Ruidiaz eras this Sounders team has been bereft of villains. Nouhou the current best contender.

Great one last night - felt old school in the stadium. Crowd was lit. Sunshine goal victory over our bitter rivals. Good shit. Nice work Cassidy - addition by subtraction it seems from Neville. My hot take is we should give Bassett the arm band when Chara doesn't have it.

Cal Bluechel@calbluechel.bsky.social · 4d ago

Brian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:

FUCK SEATTLE

Crowd is fucking lit the roof gonna come off this place if we score first

New No Pity shirt idea Jimothy in a jordan morris kit being chainsawed by Timber Joey #104Updates

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Some of these TACO scarves have the space needle on em and it triggers me hard

Blaze it #RCTID #BuildABonfire

Fuck Seattle Eve

Starting a petition to make today Friday

Saw a "free dream interpretation" flyer I bet I could get em to start charging

I'm pretty baffled by this like how does someone know how to post on a Timbers subreddit but not like...know how to follow a sports team?

Going to do an interaction of the rick and morty Jan Michael Vincent bit until my gang relocates to 105 without me

Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · last wk.

🇳🇱🟢 BREAKING: The Portland Timbers to sign Dutch forward Vincent Jannsen, per sources Jannsen, 32, won't be a DP. Joins as a free agent after leaving Royal Antwerp this summer. Was captain & had 13g/7a last season Former Tottenham, Monterrey forward www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...

Had some thoughts from the match last night. Good win but looked completely overmatched in the first 20 minutes. We started to find our footing a bit before the red but not sure this ends quite so cleanly if they keep 11 on the pitch. Stupid red by RSL 9.

Oh my god we were SO CLOSE

Damn our right side really needs to get their shit together this half

If Pipe gets a hatty I will weep like a child

Gen X legit worst generation

Scotty Ray@theterminizer.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Bummer. Mora has been my favorite Timber since Blanco's exit. We kept trying to replace him and never could. Has the true MLS striker mind - always in the right spot, puts the damn ball in the net. We'll miss ya Pipe

Jeremy Peterman𓅪@jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 2w ago

🚨BREAKING: Per Ned Grabavoy, tomorrow's home game against RSL will be Felipe Mora's final game as a Timber. #RCTID

Huge bolt of lightning over by the west hills before our tying goal and as a weather and also timbers fan that was fucking amazing

We gotta have drunk adults start doing this McDonald's bullshit at the half instead of kids

Cagey shit by the burn in the first half. Very organized and we repeatedly failed to get anything going up the left side which was our plan

Extremely loud fuck san-ti mo-re-no chant breaks out. As it should

Was gonna say Velde the last one out of the tunnel and he looks pissed so look out but looks like he's a sub

The Moda Center shit bums me out so fucking much. Our beloved team and city and state held hostage by an openly antagonistic and profiteering billionaire. Most of our elected officials circling the wagons to pay the mobster off while our schools & transit decay and our most vulnerable suffer

humid, almost 100F, chances of thunderstorms this afternoon/evening, Dallas home field advantage tonight.

I don't see what's so special about the Seattle raccoon, they've had Jordan Morris running around shaped like that for years