John FP Lane
@jfplane.bsky.social
Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
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Why I'll never be convinced by Meta's ‘pervert’ glasses | Opinion
In advertising, Meta describes their AI glasses as 'iconic style meets Meta AI'. However, online backlash against these glasses has been swift. Watch as Guardian columnist and Opinion editor Kirsty Ma...
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Jesus fucking Christ, Kemi! Too proud to back away from a dumb fucking decision. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Badenoch gives former neo-Nazi advisory role after he withdraws as Tory candidate
Joshua Bonehill-Paine, who was convicted of harassing Jewish MP, says Badenoch has asked him to work with party’s culture and integration commission
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I’m sick of all these fuckers avoiding tax. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Palantir paid just £2m corporation tax in UK in 2024 despite lucrative public sector contracts
Software group benefits from global systems and accounting practices ‘that enable tax to be shirked’, says union boss
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Nothing like watching an arrogant fuck get fucked by his arrogance. Hasta nunca, Moledemort! www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Wenger and Infantino’s No 2 Grafström criticise ‘sad and reproachable’ World Cup plan
Gianni Infantino’s authority was dealt a further blow after his No 2 Mattias Grafström called the failed World Cup private investment plan a “sad and reproachable series of events”
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Humanity’s journey to the centre of the Earth will be achieved inadvertently after Trump’s death, through the sheer weight of so many people dancing on the orange jizz-sock’s grave.
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I’m all for the nanny state – but we should abolish fines for holidays in term time | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
Some parents are sticklers for the rules, yet mass civil disobedience by parents in England and Wales suggests many agree with me, says Guardian columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
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Fucking hell! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Liechtenstein’s archaic abortion laws need to be modernised. But a prince is standing in the way | Gabriella Alvarez-Hummel
Substantial hurdles are faced by women who have to travel abroad to access abortion, but Hereditary Prince Alois says he will veto any changes, says writer and campaigner from Liechtenstein Gabriella ...
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How about being relentless on calling out this small boat shit for the baseless, racist bollocks it is, instead of continuing Starmer’s pandering to poisonous right wing mouth breathers? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Burnham to be ‘relentless’ on small boat crossings after Ceuta crisis
Prime minister says UK needs to ‘bring back that control’ and safe routes for refugees are necessary to tackle trafficking
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These are people’s lives, you fuckers! Your fucking error, your fucking problem. Sack every cunt involved in the mistake, grant everyone disrupted indefinite leave to stay, and I bet no fuck will make that “error” again . www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
After years of building lives in UK, potentially thousands of EU citizens could be told they have no right to remain
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Fucking psycho. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Biohacker Bryan Johnson is keeping his girlfriend’s menstrual blood in his freezer | Arwa Mahdawi
The longevity influencer and his girlfriend, Kate Tolo, say they’re studying women’s health – a worthy goal, but perhaps some skepticism is in order
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I’m always excited to read a new Ian McEwan novel, and this one so far is so beautifully fascinating. #books
Imagine the delicious irony of UEFA winning the FIFA Peace Prize for ousting Lil’ Moledemort here. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
There can be no letup. Humiliated Infantino must stand down at Fifa or be removed | Nick Ames
Uefa’s decisive call for a boycott and declaration of no confidence must be the opening salvos in a concerted push to dethrone the game’s global leader
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Every country in the world should collectively agree to tell any corporation trying to sue it for this kind of shit to go fuck themselves and that democratic will is not subject to the greed of uppity fucking shops. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Ultra-processed food companies hindering health drives by suing countries, says WHO
Exclusive: Director general accuses corporations of obstructing efforts to tackle obesity crisis after investigation by Guardian and others
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Trump will cheat. This is a given. How complicit the Republicans are will determine how successful he is at it. www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
How Trump could undermine the midterms
The president really has no power over elections – but that hasn’t stopped Trump from laying the groundwork to challenge results in November
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The irony of yelling about immigrant invasion of a European colony in North Africa. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
Spanish PM calls for urgent EU meeting after ‘selfish’ responses to Ceuta crisis
Pedro Sánchez hits out at ‘polarising and unlawful reaction’ over mass crossing into Spanish enclave in north Africa
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😂 Tough luck to the Trump Fluffer Petty Officer. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Fifa scraps proposal to sell off stakes in World Cup after widespread backlash
Gianni Infantino has said Fifa has scrapped plans to sell a stake in the World Cup to private investors after widespread backlash
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Monbiot absolutely on point again about the danger to our freedoms and where that danger is coming from. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Think our basic rights are safe? In the age of oligarchs and corporate lobbying, think again | George Monbiot
The global assault on our freedoms is coming ever closer to home. Just look at the sinister prosecution of UK lawyer Rajiv Menon, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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It’s hilarious that anyone thinks football wasn’t already sold a long time ago. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Fifa to push ahead with consultation plan despite backlash and insists ‘nobody is selling football’
Fifa has issued a statement saying that ‘nobody is selling football’, while blaming the media for disrupting its consultation process for World Cup sell-off plans
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Caught this on the Hysteria podcast and thought it was a really good approach to how we respond to art.
Let’s put the final nail in the coffin of the Starmer administration and overturn this travesty of justice, a decision made solely to silence inconvenient reminders of Starmer’s complicity with the genocide in Gaza. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Supreme court says Palestine Action co-founder can challenge ban on group
UK’s highest court gives permission for Huda Ammori to challenge court of appeal ruling
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Everything about this is fucking disgusting. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Families to be moved out of billionaire-owned tower after suffering without air con
Several councils to stop housing tenants in glass-fronted Britannia Point in London, where tenants were earlier told they could not use air con
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Burnham is taking a bold risk by busting the big lie of politics – that change is impossible | Frances Ryan
Unequal capitalist societies survive on the premise that certain things are inevitable. Admit that these are political choices, and who knows what voters will demand, asks Guardian columnist Frances R...
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