Odysseus lowkey beseeched guys

one hundred yeets of solid ‘tude

passed a hitter box with some at-risk uncs

Ted Lasso is in critical condition after entering an interdimensional portal

this senate race is a bellwether & also a harbinger. but in no way does it portend shit

goonsock saints

please show yourself out of my ayahuasca retreat’s sweat lodge

yeah i’m PMSing right now Pretty Mad at Society

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst frienemy’s best shaman

“nothing is everything” —venerable bede

is cool blanche rebuke anything

i was among the first to speak out against diaper babies

o broski where art brou

*mellencamp cherry bomb voice* 🎵 that’s when a sport wasn’t woke 🎵

free jouch

cyclospora has claimed the life of the liberty bibberty guy

Cubs acquire RHP Tristan Thompson

you’re focused on agentic AI meanwhile i’m over here being A Gent, ok guy?

sick clothes bro. swaddling af

your uncle just searched *jimothy Kenyan birth certificate*

James Carville go away

BOOTY HAD ME LIKE

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 4d ago

A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/oZwZMR9

wet seal team six

johnny cage found dead at lollapalooza

where were u when i was at the bedside of Popeye the sailor man (who, for the record, lived in a garbage can), after he turned up the heater & burned off his wiener?

Honey, I Unc’d At Lids

peak aura farming starts with a balanced breakfast 🍳