Venom Snake after waking up in the hospital and talking to Big Boss:

i got schemes tap in 📲 #viziertwt #eunuchtwt

announcements for big fan projects to revive an entire game that is genuinely a massive and really cool undertaking but the only way to install it is to join their discord you probably won't use at all

east germany was so cool that they based an entire horror game around it and it's called signalis

hate living in minnesota always some bullshit happening out here

sometimes i wonder what humans taste like but there's no way to figure that out ethically so i guess the mystery will remain. shrug

Don Quixote died to prove that nobody is too old to have delusions of grandeur and that people above the age of 20 can be chuunis too

I Got Fultoned To Mother Base And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt

Get Blue Spheres or Dinner with Jay-Z

fortune teller in the mafia. call that a goonsayer

my mom asked me about what animes i like so i tried to explain fullmetal alchemist to her and she looked at me like i shot her dog and that's one of the EASIER ones to explain

i just wanna Jeff the Grill for god's sake

Daily affirmations: - i am a real angel - my soul is pure and beautiful - sugary food and drink will not hurt me - i have seen the akashic record - i know everything - my fits go hard - not everything has to be that deep

nine eleven! (does the gesture with my hands)

Repost if you'd eat the NIST Standard Reference Material "Domestic Sludge"

The Every Meat Burrito From Regular Show is lowkey insane that shit's like taking a bite out of noah's ark

not too big on the whole "public domain thing being turned into horror" thing but i will admit it's gonna go crazy when willy wonka goes public domain

just pronounced the B in 'climbing' by accident i think it's over

discord oomf liveposting herself looking at porn in the 18+ section at anime expo

17 38 i'm like homer drops his donut d'oh

So rich I got more hotels than bowser

Man found DEAD after attempting viral "DK Challenge".

You're out here watching The Amazing Digital Circus while I'm getting some Amazing Physical Bitches

i think my idea life state is to be an animated character in the real world like suisei in the mv for awake. or like an anime roger rabbit

"Shrek the Third" is not a valid sonic oc name but "John Carpenter the Thing" is

frank herbert if dune was about a different kind of spice: "buldak is the white-killer. buldak is the gut-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my stomach. i will permit it to pass over my tongue and through my throat."

I Saw The Akashic Records And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt

they call it aura farming but i say it's more like swagriculture

"I bet you aren't as Unbeatable as you think you are." [Translator's Note: It's supposed to be spelled with all caps or no caps. Whatever. She's Unbeatable.]

the ccp if it was for stoners: mao zebong and the great leaf forward