*Goes to bookstore with specific list* *Comes back with twice as many books*

A third dead creature has hit the side of the road This one’s.. fresher

Crazy what you find dead in a ditch on the side of the road

See, the issue is that it’s a concept album

The bookstore closed half an hour ago, like it’s Sunday or something

The blooper reel at the end is not only batshit but also clearly indicative of how much got cut from the movie that we could very much explore

Okay, we got real cool about a lot of stuff really quickly Go team!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

Cameron had the opportunity to make Patrick's life not a living hell and yet.. WAIT

You're going to mic the brass of a ska band? In a high school gymnasium? Brave

Incredibly, I don't believe there has been a single phone conversation this whole movie

We're going to have to get real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly if we want to have a reasonably happy ending to this movie

Is it weird I recognized the Seattle skyline without the Space Needle?

Kind of a sucky B-plot, the whole "paying Patrick to take Kat out" thing

I forgot the bow scene is in here

Things are indeed happening in the movie

They changed this dude's house from cheese tasting to house party in 30 seconds or fewer

Kat was the hot one of the Stratford sisters, right? I'm not alone in this, right?

"That's dumb and performative" *Turns to camera* "I should know, it sounds like something I would do"

I should sleep

@schooner.bum.memes on Instagram, if you still have an account, is an incredible peek into the Tallship world I do fear that the memes are not as funny without the context, however the lack of context could make it funny

The Birthday haul this year thus far has been: Money from Grandmother Duvet Cover from Sister Yet another instance of getting too drunk and behaving poorly Cake from the cooks on the boat

Preparing to burn CDs tomorrow to give friends (and myself) mixtapes* *The stop.drop.rewind singles (from the Singles Era) as organized by yours truly

I ate three lunches Too long ago Hungry again

You drive like you’re scared of ever car on the road and, frankly, that’s no way to live

You drive like a bitch

No one* pushes their car harder than I do when I’m pissed at myself *Probably so FUCK OFF BLU

One thing about wading through an overgrown cow field all week is that you can’t tell if your legs itch from bug bites or various thorn wounds Probably both

Hey Bluesky, what the fuck happened to the asterisk at the start of a line *What the fuck is this

Maybe instead of Doomscrolling while it is my other crewmember’s turn in the field taking measurements, I’ll catch up on the news and/or nap