Jim Grayson
@jimgrayson.bsky.social
teacher, writer, dad, hobbyist, snark My opinions are only my own.
Make a band bigger: Blues Travel Agency
Make a band bigger: Duran Duran Duran
This is the most wonderful thing I've seen today.
THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...
I came downtown tonight to investigate the house music, um, festival in the local park from the cover of the bar across the street. There is in fact very loud, bass-driven music playing for the three people in the park, while Janis Joplin is on the bar's speakers. Gotta love the can-do attitude.
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Monty Python: In my day, we had to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Guy in your Bsky Replies: must be nice to have a cup
Dave Matthews told me to eat, drink, and be merry, though I think he might have cribbed that line from an earlier source.
Warren Zevon told me I'd need Lawyers, Guns and Money.
There is no moral imperative to implement so-called "AI," in schools or anywhere else.
Was probably, and might well still be, a Tiresome Literature Boy. And listen, it's just rude to come at me about the craft beer.
yes, the Tiresome Literature Boy could be exhausting at parties when he tried book mogging you while looking down his nose at you over his bottle of Vermont craft beer but you could feel reasonably confident he wasn’t going to unhinge his jaw and attempt to devour you in the name of proteinmaxxing
I believe my grandmothers (however many "greats" as needed) had shotguns for these situations.
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
Okay, I wasn't completely sold on the pilot of STUART FAILS TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, but Ep2 has me in absolute stitches.
Phenomenal thread🧵: (And this is a lady who knows a thing or three about epics in translation and adaptation)
Thing about working with famous epics is that they're famous epics for a reason. Tons of people have had opinions about them for millennia. If you're going to work with one, you know your version is going to piss some people off. Even a *sedate* famous epic inflames some of its audience.
I strongly suspect that these posts from @lordbusinessman.bsky.social and @ringworm.bsky.social are not as related as my feed would seem to suggest.
Okay, eastern Kentucky, I've been fine a month. Do we really have to get nasty about it? www.facebook.com/share/r/1Bhn...
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The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was.
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/
When a student teacher has a rough day in my classroom, I always start the end-of-day debrief with, "Okay, let's talk about the things that went well. We can get to the other stuff later if there's time."
I had Creative Director who said his approach was to look for something he thought was done really well, to point at it and say, "See that? Here's why THAT works. Go in THAT direction." Challenge in getting feedback is that it can cause us to focus so hard on what's wrong we stop seeing what's right
I wrote a joke about Sisyphus. Guess I'll probably write it again tomorrow.
I wrote a joke about Orpheus, but looking back, it was a bad idea.
Important to remember that Lucas would've made the original trilogy with no actors at all if it were practicable. This is still disappointing, though. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
George Lucas likens AI sceptics to luddites clinging to horses and carts
Star Wars director calls AI technology ‘the future’ of film-making and says ‘there’s nothing you can do about it’
theguardian.com
On the other hand, we can absolutely afford to lose another modern Arthur take. T.H. White is still right there, and it's not that big a leap back to the medieval sources from there. (Yes, I read Lawhead as a young man struggling with evangelicalism, and it was... fine, I guess.)
I’m not sure we can afford to lose another modern take on the Arthurian mythos so soon after Mists of Avalon
Well, this lines right up with research I'm doing into distance in certain plays of Shakespeare.
The big thing I wanted to convey with this was the truly unprecedented scope and scale; both of the Hapsburg/Spanish/Austrian/Portuguese imperial network that emerged in the 16th century and of the series of global conflicts to contain it that were fought for the next hundred years or so.