The Unbearable Lightness of Binging a Bag of Chex Mix at Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport

The rapture just happened but it only took the bots

You know they hate to see me coming

Claude when it realizes my SMTP server is intercepting all emails to @ fbi . gov

late nights

Choose your fighter

𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℝ𝔼ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕊𝕋 𝕍𝕀𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕋𝔼𝕊 𝕄𝕐 𝕋𝔼ℝ𝕄𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕊𝔼ℝ𝕍𝕀ℂ𝔼

MarketTwits@markettwits.bsky.social · 2y ago

Senior White House Official: Order pushes for coal to power AI data centers.

the engineering team when product asks for a "self-serve analytics platform"

A rainy day in Providence, Rhode Island

"OMG did you see the AI Ghiblis on X? There is relationship alpha in-" You bolt awake in the mountains of Sekigahara. You are not online. It is the year Keichō 5. You are Tokugawa Ieyasu, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Kyoto must burn.

all my homies rate limited

me n who

To experiment with multi-agent systems you either need a clear business case and big budget, or you need to be a jabroni with a high credit limit. I'm just the jabroni for the job, so I taught Claude to play chess, and learned a ton along the way: jfkirk.github.io/posts/claude...

Teaching Claude To Teach Claude To Play Chess

When AI competes against a powerful chess engine, it seems doomed - unless the AI learns how to cheat.

jfkirk.github.io

relieved that there is an exemption for my boutique Swedish nicotine

George Pearkes@peark.es · 2y ago

Hope y'all have stockpiled your grand cru and brandy

I'll believe AGI is imminent when Python coding utilities stop writing `//` where `/` is obviously desired

Boston is a long-running experiment on the effects of taking the world's best-and-brightest young adults and giving them all Seasonal Affective Disorder

bolson@bolson.org · 2y ago

This is what happens to the time numbers we attach to the day near me in Boston. Sunrise stays in a relatively narrow band while sunset varies wildly. bolson.org/sungraph/

How can my job be called “an email job” if I haven’t opened my email in six months

look at my auditor dawg I am going bankrupt

amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2y ago

Not DOGE bragging about discovering 380 Microsoft 365 licenses that were probably purchased at a volume discount. lmao. Yes, best to pay individually.

Every single time

plane expert here: its not supposed to do that

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 2y ago

Clear view of the Delta plane landing and then crashing in Toronto. #cdnpoli #onpoli

Both this ad and the thing being advertised must have been made by someone devoid of human experience or inner monologue.

Nathie@nathievr.bsky.social · 2y ago

This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.

Keep in mind that this was their whole plan, insofar as they had one, and they’re not executing it particularly well

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a lizard cat rat bat combo thing.

John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave

Thoughts and prayers to my friend who had his $NVDA RSU package priced last month

Too many summaries of the deepseek situation. Can someone summarize the summaries for me?

no, I would not