Jim Jordan’s Jacket
@jimjordansjacket.bsky.social
Just a forlorn, neglected sport coat hanging around. I really miss the smell of Jimmy’s sweaty pits. #TwitterQuitter. I try to follow back all followers. 🚫Porn 🚫Crypto 🚫GoFundMe 🚫Weed Sales 🚫Illuminati 🚫DM Location: OSU Locker hanging next to his jock.
This is what the country is becoming--truly upside down, ass-backwards & downright stupid--like that old demented asshole who claims to be the president.
"Mitch McConnell would have replaced Mitch McConnell eleven weeks ago."
If we vote, we'll win. Now, how do we get people out to vote?
“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’“
PUTTING BULLSHIT BEHIND A PRESIDENTIAL PODIUM DOESN’T MAKE IT PRESIDENTIAL, IT JUST GIVES THE BULLSHIT A MICROPHONE. THE WORD OF THE DAY IS: POOLINGUAL (noun)
Iraq One Iraq Two Afghanistan Iran All Wars Started By RapepubLieKKKlans. Four Strikes, You're Out Motherfuckers.
I know there's not much of a chance newspapers will print this one but you can't have a word like 'ballroom' and expect me not to do a joke about it.
British editorial cartoonist David Parkins illustrates the bottom line.
