HE MADE THAT ITEM! MADE IT WITH THE MAGIC HE STOLE

Nick@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social · 2w ago

if this is your view on AI, then I hope no one returns your calls, your porn never loads above 144p, and the DMV always closes before your number is called.

IF HE WORKED IN RETAIL HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED FOR NO CALL NO SHOW I AM JUST SAYING

4fuxake@blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 2w ago

AOC on Mitch McConnell's absence.

HE IS DR HENRY KILLINGER AND THIS IS HIS MAGIC MURDER BAG

MONOPOLIES MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE AND YES THIS INCLUDES DISNEY

Newdle: Understand news together@newdlenews.bsky.social · 2w ago

Paramount & Warner Bros. Discovery pause their $110B merger until an antitrust trial ends or June 2027. 🎬 12 states & the WGA are suing to block it, citing higher viewer prices & lower pay for creators. 💰 If the deal fails by June 2027, Paramount owes a $7B breakup fee.

THIS JAWN IS MY JAWN

Adam@adam35.bsky.social · 2w ago

Get me another of those Jimothy Jawns

WHEN TECHNOLOGY FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS

Philo of Alexan@philoof.bsky.social · 2w ago

Good morning ☕️🐈

GOOD MORNING IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO ABOLISH ICE

jimothy🥹♥️ i love him so i drew him! it’s always nice to see disabled rep in all forms <3 and i hope some of yall 👀 like and respect disabled people as much as you do Jimothy👀 ebay.us/m/cAwWf1 #jimothy #disabilitypridemonth #disabilitypride #raccoons #chronicallyillartist

A second round of cyclospora and a new egg recall for salmonella. Weird how this suddenly starts happening when we roll back safety regulations and put idiots in charge.

AND ALSO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT #BOJACKHORSEMAN #BOJACK #SMOOTHJACK #ANARCHY #JIMOTHY

IF FOR NO OTHER REASON DO IT FOR SPITE

@greybrother.bsky.social · 2w ago

First Jimothy art I've wanted to share. Jimothy actually makes me rather sad. I hope he's not in pain, and is able to do all the things that make for a well lived raccoon life.

SINISTAR WAS NOT MAKING FUN OF ANDY GRIFFITH THIS CANNOT BE STRESSED ENOUGH #ARRESTEDDEVELOPMENT #SINISTAR #Jimothy

WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN WOULD NEVER

God@thegodshow.com · 2w ago

Mitch McConnell is dead. Apparently so is investigative journalism.

YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS BUT I AM INVITED INTO VERY FEW PERSONAL HOMES #JIMOTHY

IDK ABOUT YOU BUT SOME GATES ARE TERRIFYING SPOOOKY

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

One unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.

I SUPPORT AI USERS...BEING THE FIRST WITH THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE AI REVOLUTION COMES

I AM GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME @themountaingoats.bsky.social JUST GET ME

JAIL IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM

Newdle: Understand news together@newdlenews.bsky.social · 2w ago

Andrew and Tristan Tate are bringing in Black Srebnick, the firm that previously represented Epstein to fight their extradition to the UK on 59 charges. ⚖️ Despite the Tates calling the prosecution "politically motivated," the US plans to honor its extradition treaty with the UK.

I EAT TRASH BUT I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH TRANSPHOBES

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w ago

Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated.

I AM NOT WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND I AM WORKING BECAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE

MY TRAMP STAMP IS UNACCEPTABLE #ADVENTURETIME #LEMONGRAB

MENTALLY I AM HERE 😬

Safe Parking Job

ALT: Safe Parking Job

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Scalawag Jack@scalawagjack.bsky.social · 2w ago

Mentally i’m here 🖤

IM FREEE

Brooke@brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 2w ago

BE CRIME, DO GAY

TRUMP BEST KEEP MY NAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH I HAVE CALLED THE EAGLES

WHEN THEY CREMATE ME PLEASE MAKE SURR ITS MED RARE AT MOST

THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK BILLIONAIRES HATE IT BUT IT'S JUST A GUILLOTINE