average joe

@jingocide.bsky.social

flinging images at the web with the same force as ape shit to the zoo glass largely dormant, but i'm planning to kick at the womb again 18+ | NSFW + violence

shes aight i dont mind her i guess 🤷‍♂️ (gets up off my chair and when i turn to leave, my horrifically turgid, extended thangalang cleaves the wall horizontally, causing the roof to collapse and turn my skeleton into a pancake) #pronounpalace

The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

you know you're out of a job when the alternative software's 12 default dogwater brushes have me clapping my feet together in glee, grinning, single tooth glistening in the moonlight

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect