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flinging images at the web with the same force as ape shit to the zoo glass largely dormant, but i'm planning to kick at the womb again 18+ | NSFW + violence
so this is basically pronoun's palace man i dont fucking know anymore
i have been building a lot of things recently so electric screwdrivers are on the mind #pronounpalace
i found out that oenone has her animation speed doubled after biting the addict and i drew this bc thats funny as actual fuck #pronounpalace
got bored and decided to redub pete saying "what the fuck"
so many things arent getting colored because i cant stop drawing nonsense. last one was a real reaction & a part of my evil plan to get the Pyramid Scheme achievement #pronounpalace
shes aight i dont mind her i guess 🤷♂️ (gets up off my chair and when i turn to leave, my horrifically turgid, extended thangalang cleaves the wall horizontally, causing the roof to collapse and turn my skeleton into a pancake) #pronounpalace
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
How about i send you put to the stinkhouse so you can go fire a few off, nasty?
ok thts enough i have to meter my shit out and finish rendering other craep anyway. more pronouns later
it always takes me a long time to do stylistic translation so here's the highlights of me figuring out the rat king over the course of a month...ish #pronounpalace
okay ive got a backlog and ill start with these #pronounpalace
r/RelationshipAdvice My (23f) boyfriend (25m) keeps saying I “emit Beavis particles”
Your little ass is starting to piss my big ass off.
erection made of bombs and acid... legiterally hard as fuuuuuuuck
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
mmmm many drawlings made today myes (i have a deadline tomorrow and the project is nigh untouched 😇)
You can tell when that shit hit like they hit the fucking pentagon
you know you're out of a job when the alternative software's 12 default dogwater brushes have me clapping my feet together in glee, grinning, single tooth glistening in the moonlight
why did i EVER pay for crap studio paint. kritas brush engine & wet media simulation? vs csp's? hydrogen bomb meet coughing baby
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect