The feeling when it's cool out, AND breezy, AND it's Friday, AND you get throw the windows open to air out the house 🤤

I hate when people ask "how are you" at work in the morning. I want to respond with "Doing okay, just daydreaming that I'm on a nude beach somewhere getting folded like a pretzel and pounded into oblivion. the usual." But instead have to say work appropriate things like "living the dream" 🫩

Sometimes you gotta say fuckit, and eat your feelings a bit. Made some shrimp étouffée for dinner tonight 🤤🤤🤤

The feeling when an unprocessed memory/emotion comes up and you're too exhausted to deal with it at the moment 😭

Vault Finn

Alt: A gif of Finn the human from Adventure Time, with text reading "that one's going in the vault. And.... it's gone." Symbolizing actively repressing a memory.

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The AuDHD urge to crawl into a pillow/blanket fort with a box fan engineered into one of the walls to provide airflow, watch Adventure time and eat copious amounts of dumplings, and hide from all societal expectations all weekend is entirely too real.

Honestly rate yourself Looks: 5.1 Creativity: 7.5 Humor: 8.1 Mental Health: 4.2 Empathy: 8.7 Patience: 9.6 Social Skill: 6 Memory: 8.5

🦦OtterJ 🦦 🔞 NSFW 🔞@otter4u.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Honestly rate yourself Looks: 6.5 Creativity: 8 Humor: 7.5 Mental Health: 9.5 Empathy: 9 Patience: 8.5 Social Skill: 8 Memory: 4.5

Another swim down! A little on the slow side today, but also, I'm just swimming against myself, so there's no need to be competitive ^_^. Just happy to be back in the pool.

Not me, laboring under the impression that today is Friday, only to find out, now.. at 16:01, that it is only Thursday? The whole time? The whole time?? THE WHOLE TIME????? I hate it here.

Did you know... that if you add natto to a bowl of sticky rice, with a little vinegar, some chili oil, surimi, cucumber, and cucumber for lunch.. it's still gonna taste like natto? Don't get me wrong. Natto is great, but sometimes, I want to taste the other things it's with.

The More You Know Logo Animation

Alt: "The More You Know" Logo Animation The words "The More you Know" over a shooting star that explodes with a rainbow trail behind it.

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The violently real craving to eat my body weight in sashimi, and onigiri right now is frightening. This should be studied for scientific reasons. That is all. You may continue to scroll.

Those days where the sheer amount of vocal stims leaving your mouth, have your brain being like... 👀 gahtdam kid!

Trying to introduce new music to the doggos. They seem less than impressed. But that's okay, I happen to like Haute & Freddy. They're so ungrateful at times. 🤣

I did big cardio tonight. That means I can have chili cheese tots right?..... plz?

Me, waking up this morning after swimming 2km last night for a workout 😭

Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying

Alt: A GIF of Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler), from the TV show Parks and Recreation, saying "Everything Hurts And I'm Dying"

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As someone who's struggled over many years with basic tasks like eating breakfast, I'm happy to report that I've found a dish my flavor of tism not only approves of, but craves in the morning. I know it sounds simple, but it's a huge thing for me 🥹 #FoodPorn #AuDHD #TismThings

If we go into lockdown 2.0 because of Hantavirus, imma sell feet pics. Maybe take up gardening.

Post workout food cravings are a bitch. I'm fighting off a very violent urge to make chili cheese corn dogs, topped with sautéed jalapeños 😭😭 Plz sen help

Mood for today: Tired... exhausted... ready to eject myself from this mortal coil that we've been collectively forced to live in, because of an elite group of Christian nationalists and feudal tech lords who refuse to do anything about an actively Sundowning pedophilic molded orange.

#NowSpinningOnVinyl #VinylRecords Taking a bit of a ride on the nostalgia train today, with a pressing of Give Up, by The Postal Service. I really liked this side of Ben Gibbard branching out and trying new things. Shame they had to hang it up 😔

I should have been really specific with the universe when I said I wanted to try bukkake. Now all the trees are releasing their pollen all at once. I'm not amused 😒

I swam for 1 hour today for my workout. Now I have a violent craving for japchae and pan fried dumplings, and the healthy version of me did the grocery shopping so all I have is low carb things... I have the sad 😔

My Romance? Chemical.

Excalibear@excalibear.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My femmes? Violent

Woke up wanting to eat my weight in Gỏi Cuốn (Vietnamese spring rolls) this morning. And I think it's rude that I have to wait till 11 to order them from my favorite restaurant. Total first world problem.... but still 😭

It's a Portishead kind of day.

Sooo... what do we get for "Trump bankrupted another thing" bingo, now that the US was declared insolvent?

Sometimes you just need some fresh chicken flautas to fix your life a little bit 🤤

First successful swim after nearly 4 months. 40 lengths just about killed me, but I'm looking forward to improving and getting back to where I was.

I went swimming for the first time in 3months after battling an upper respiratory infection that turned into community acquired pneumonia. I made it to 400m, made a rookie mistake, accidentally breathing in a glug of water, almost making me throw up right there. If you need me, I'll be in bed.

Plz pray for what sanity I have left. One of our doggos has been on a very strong prednisone regimen for a week, and has finally reached the dreaded phase of: ✨👁️👄👁️✨ "EVERYTHING IS FOOD" ✨👁️👄👁️✨

At the doctor's office for my semi-annual STI screening, so I can continue to be an ethical heaux. Remember, knowing your status and being responsible is sexy!