You know what’s a cosmic fucking joke? A brain that feels like it is 23 trapped inside flesh that knows perfectly well how old it is. Ready for my cyborg body (preferably a few varieties my consciousness can move between if I’m daydreaming anyway here)

5, 3, 1

It's funny to me. Every store I've gone to, this deodorant is ALWAYS sold out. But JUST this one. All the others, the bear, the kraken, etc... there's like 30 of them sitting there. Consistently. At a certain point, get the message consumers are telling you. :)

*wakes up at 5am for a 6am appointment* *blearily make my way there* *learn that the appointment is for tomorrow* there is not enough coffee in the world right now.

How do I repost this 100,000 times?

That girl with the posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.

*taps finger to side of nose*

This ranks right up there with trapping that tesla in a circle of white spray paint.

( @lilbeef.bsky.social pokes my tits ) Sleepy: We're going to get fat injections for you here and here Me: I spend entirely too much time pressing my chest together in the mirror and looking at the cleavage and thinking "yes". I'll GET me some tits and rock the fuck out of them. Don't fuck with me

No cheating, post your Lock Screen

Bill Beagle@billbeagle.bsky.social · 4d ago

No cheating, post your Lock Screen

Took my dog @lilbeef.bsky.social to the puppy park… (ie, the NSKC pup mosh @ the Saloon)

Did you know that the term "proud boy" is used on a ranch to describe a castrated horse that still tries to act like a stud? *looks at the neo nazi group and can't help but burst into laughter* I'll never NOT be able to point that out to them when standing toe to toe with 'em. *howls in laughter*

I am desperate to know who the King of Hearts (the suicide king) was originally first modeled after in some courtly deck and what the story behind them was. All I get is "it's just always been that way" but given how playing cards were developed, I know there is a story there. It makes my skin itch.

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d ago

What's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story

And may every company that "teams up" with Harry Potter face the same boycott. There are other beloved stories that don't LITERALLY fund the erasure and torture of the transgender community. She's been very clear about how she will use this money. So find one of THOSE others to pair up with.

it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *vibrates and eyeballs those other dimensions*

I highkey hate that they thought Supergirl couldn't carry her own movie in one of the most celebrated SG storylines of all time. I also am only halfway through but pretty certain they aren't going to do the ending right.

"Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written" And it was WAY before mapquest. :p

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Well, here's hoping they do better with this creepypasta idea than SciFi's "Channel Zero" did. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBR... (The creepypasta was Candle Cove: lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Candle_... )

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Ok, is it just me or are the Nike Air Rifts giving.... trotters?

When TMZ has the moral clarity on you, you have sunk beyond redemption.

Renee DiResta@noupside.bsky.social · last wk.

Watch it till the end. This is moral clarity -- TMZ understands the moment, and what that Rand Paul kangaroo court was, better than any coverage I've seen so far. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zaO...

AI...getting it wrong every chance it can.

Or as a quote I like to keep on hand to remind myself says: "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -- P.J. O'Rourke

Today we learned that kitty boy DOES NOT LIKE POWER OUTAGES. lol Running around all fluffed and mrrrrrroooooowing at nothing. Also: outage at hottest part of day? FML

What Pokémon would you choose as your first partner that isn’t a starter? Really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Best baby is best baby.

ChibiMasshuu frontman of Subsequent Seppaku@chibi-verse.lgbt · last wk.

What Pokémon would you choose as your first partner that isn’t a starter? Technically not a starter, just happens to be an evo of a starter.

Since a little bath of spiked hormones happened a bit back, my nipples came to @#$@#$ life (used to be, you could bite them off and I wouldn't have noticed). Now, doggy likes to do this tongue flip thing that is SO intense. It feels good, but like over the top good and allllllmost unbearable. 1/2

A pic of myself in the 70s? I've always been a boykisser.

Kevidently@kevidently.bsky.social · last wk.

A pic of myself in the 70s? I’ve never looked as good in overalls again.

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Continuing to crunch through older seasons, Blair St Clair showed up on the screen and... @lilbeef.bsky.social : How did they manage to cast the love child of Ellen DeGeneres and Justin Bieber?

(As @lilbeef.bsky.social pats my tummy and snugs up holding it) “if we lived in pokopia, this would be my habitat.” He says the sweetest things. Nerdy. But sweet. 🐗🩷🐶