i think Jeremy Strong is good and I think the Social Reckoning movie will probably be at least pretty good but it is a shame Jesse Eisenberg wouldn't come back. Sometimes you have to embrace your career-defining role even if you hate that it defines you

it's very satisfying to pass a corporate phishing test email. yes i am not stupid. you can't trick me

Listening to a podcast with a Canadian guy who lived in Australia for many years and picked up slightly on the accent so he sounds Canada-normal most of the time but every like 25 words he slips into the accent and it's always jarring

I'm going to be in the new Dune movie. I play Ricky Atreides, Paul's uncle who has never left Earth and lives in Michigan

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The guests at the clandestine illegal Airbnb next door to my apartment are British. Or they're doing fake British accents as a bit. Either way it's exciting

I watched an episode of Gastronauts and I liked it a lot, and I like Brennan Lee Mulligan and all the Dropout people, but I think there may not be anything more millennial than this show. Not saying that as a bad thing. Just purely an observation that this is the most Millennial thing I've ever seen

Two separate podcasts I am familiar with have had to change their theme song because the theme song guy got canceled. MBMBAM was whatever, who cares about Bean Dad. But Reggie Watts has let us all down

I can guarantee that I will not be appearing in the HBO Harry Potter series

It's always funny to have a first name as your last name. Imagine somebody named Richard Jim or Daniel Steve

Your boss's boss loves to talk about "Go To Market Strategy"

FromSoft should make a switch 2 exclusive game that isn't multiplayer, all just for me. Just for me to play and nobody else. But everybody else knows it exists but only I get to play it like that wutang album martin shkreli bought

there should be a character that just appears in both marvel and DC comics. like a main character who's just there in both of them, not a one-off or a guy who's just there during a crossover. there should be a guy named like Captain Superhero who is just simultaneously a character in both worlds

If you live in NYC do you just have to be prepared with a take every time you go on the subway in case the subway takes guy asks you for one. Does everybody in NY have a go-to take ready?

i think it's odd that British and US english have different words for mom. mom and mum. how did that happen

a woodchuck could chuck wood if it wanted to. not a lot but it definitely could. it could like pick up a twig in its mouth and toss it a small distance. so to answer your question, a small amount of wood

I think they should give me an iron man suit. or a gundam or something. I want a robot to ride around is the main thing

one of my biggest opinions is that Elizabeth Debicki should have been Princess Irulan in the Villeneuve Dune movies

I think overall, snickers is the most Halloween candy

I really enjoy playing the daily free game of Geoguessr. Five maps, 15 minutes per day of Geoguessr is exactly the right amount of Geoguessr for me

I always think it's weird when a famous person is from the same part of Pennsylvania as me. Joe Biden. Kristen Ritter. The list goes on

I wonder if there's any stuff I love now that I will look back on as a weird phase I was in. I had a lot of weird phases of stuff I liked that I don't anymore. But I think now my personality is at its final form. I think what I like now is what I will like forever

I do not put the lime in the coconut, nor do I drink them both up

I think i'm probably going to play Grand Theft Auto 6 when it comes out. I hope it's good. I didn't like red dead redemption 1 so I didn't play RDR2. But I do like the other GTA games. So really who can say if it's probably going to be good. I'm sure it will be at least pretty good

the google AI overview makes me ashamed to google things sometimes. like if I want to know if there's a place called Cube Island and it pleasantly informs me there's not but maybe you meant a game for the Wii U called Cube Life Island Survival? That's what Cube Island probably refers to, you idiot

Having a cup of normal coffee

I don't know if I can bring myself to watch the new Most Upsetting Guessing Game where it's Aunty Donna doing their guessing game bullshit to Colin Mochrie. I'm sure it's funny but sometimes just the idea of a meeting of the minds of that level is too much

I'll never write a novel called "Borpman's Remorse" and I don't think anyone else should either

I have a feeling I'm not going to be invited to be a featured player on SNL this season

sometimes i think about how Far Cry 4 came out right in the middle of the Epic Honey Badger phase of the early 2010s and so one of the animal enemies you'd encounter was vicious honey badgers, and they'd attack NPCs and the NPCs would scream things like "NOOO! A HONEY BADGER!!"