John Danek

@jjdanek.bsky.social

• words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic) • Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged

i upgraded my snowboard and decided to look at r/snowboarding. everyone there has like 5 snowboards which is insane to me. so i am unsubbing before that stops being insane to me.

declaration: by the time I turn 40 (Dec 2027), I will release the full-length album i've been working on for years and i will form a band and play these songs and older ones live stay tuned.

Matt Walsh is the funniest neonazi because every photo of him he looks like exactly the kind of softboy hipster circa 2012 that he fears more than anything else, except for maybe integrated schools

i often lament the death of the blog but tbh we're in a golden era of email newsletters. subscribe. pay for them if you have money. you can get inside & current information on literally any topic in the world. eventually these will die but enjoy em while they're here.

can't believe i gave up on my dream career (the secret camera operator of "automatic" flush toilets who clicks the Flush button when i no longer see a pee stream)