JJMike

@jjmike.bsky.social

BJJ stranglebeast / USF Creative Writing grad / Caretaker and feeder of wild animals / Team JC

Come down and live in my carpeted basement, where we can eat imitation crab meat and I can show you my model trains, and we can stomp on the diorama like Godzilla!

“Mysterious Christmas party beauty, must I invoke American poet Biggie Smalls to do justice to you? You tha flyest dog-person by far, by a mile, girl I won’t lie or be in deNILE, you da finest priestess at the party, wanna bet? Come over to the bar & let me buy you a heket! Arf!”

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Here's my jiu-jitsu cobra, Seth, just hanging out in the sauna after training. He's a clever and venomous constrictor, but an all-around nice guy and safe training partner. BJJ and serpent icons go together SO well, and I'm really happy with him! Thanks to @cybermarkarts.bsky.social !

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I just spent a good chunk of hours this afternoon getting my dream car. New 2025 white Honda Civic hatch. Gonna mildly deck it out and then show it off here soon, hopefully before Christmas.

Starbucks always plays this music that sounds like hipsters are waking up, yawning, complaining about something, and having an orgasm at the same time.

[Writing report 11/7/24] Up early and on the grind at Starbucks (yes, being a coffee hipster today). Didn't write forward, but instead went back and spruced-up or totally redid some good scenes and turned firecrackers into dynamite. Za-POW.

Darlings, write that book. Ignore the 'not selling' rhetoric. Write the book. Write your fix-up novels or your trashy book or your serious historical epic or your barely-disguised autobiography or your pew-pew SF. The people who love books depend on you. Do not fail them.

I like to think I'm about as American as Richard Marcinko firing an AR15 from a flatbed Ford. But does that mean it's patriotic to send me ads like this bro? -.-

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So, February has been a month of grunt work, sickness, and setbacks. Fortunately it's only the 12th, so let's turn things around, Mikey! Here's a preview of the new home gun (Mossberg Shockwave) I'm tricking-out as the parts come in.

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Ooooh I'm just gonna flick through this sale rack at Hot Topic. Probably won't find anyth - WAIT WAIT WAAAIIIIIIT. XD Got one for myself and one for a buddy. :D

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Happy soon-to-be new year everyone! I'm on a great creative writing streak, and I intend on keeping it that way. I won't say sEe YoU NeXt YeAr!!! because I want to spinning backfist everyone who I've heard say that. But please, be well, and enjoy your evening!

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My parents are down to visit with their 9 month old Belgian Malinois, Quick! Here's daddy about to throw the tennis ball, and Quick getting a drink, in her Tacti-Pup collar!

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It amazes me what mankind in this era will milk for its...milk. As you see here, even oat milk itself questions its existence. Does this culinary chimera foreshadow civil strife and reed-boat orgies, *again*? I don't have time for that, and it's not even Friday! Frikkin' ARF! >.<

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*Cute Christams Eve writing update* Fancy turmeric latte downtown this morning. Gonna grind until noon at least and see what I get. But LOOK at this too-cute thing, just look at it! (The turmeric latte, not the mouse! XD)!

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Thank you, Mr. Bing, for another render of my beachball nose-balancing boy! What is his name? What's his backstory? I don't know yet - I just love sleek black beasties, and seals are titanically underrated. Ork ork, yo!

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*Personal writing accountability update 12/22* Got the most obnoxious-sounding latte I could find at the local coffee place and am gonna get 4 hours in. Will delete this post if I can't step it up. Let's rock.

*Writing update 12/21/23* Great novel-writing progress tonight so far. Tea and delicious/expensive bread on hand. The best stuff happens outside of the limelight.

I cannot remember the last time I saw an anthropomorphic seal. So I wove a spell in Bing AI and made one! I doubt he'll appear in my more serious work or writing, but I'm happily surprised at how well this guy took to the anthro-treatment!

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