The whitest tiki boat just went down my canal off the Detroit River. No music. It was just white people criticizing the landscape.
Kayser
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I am the daughter of Georgianne. I live in the city of Detroit. Detroit Lions fan from the day I was born. Georgianne insisted. I have been voting for women in office since 1982. I got suspended in the 8th grade for yelling a profanity.
Congresswoman Stevens has voted to increase funding for and thank ICE. I support abolishing ICE.
My daughter who grew up in Detroit, lived in NYC for 10 years and then for 4 years in Boston has moved back home. I told her we were going grocery shopping. We got ready. She looked like a beauty queen. Oh, honey! What did those cities do to you?
So often there's a post that's really good here and I would like to reply but the poster limits replies. No, I won't quote the post.
My millennial daughter asked me (a last year boomer) if this was the only can opener I had. It cost 39 cents 30 years ago and still works! SMH.
I have lived on a canal off the Detroit River for 30 years. We used to have fish flies everywhere. I haven't seen one in two years. I hated them but if this is because of climate change I want them back.
We had wildlife in our neighborhood. Now it's canada geese. Those mother fuckers need to go.
I just watched a video on YouTube and the "narrator" pronounced my state's name as mitchigan.
I got mumps when I was 6. I got measles when I was 7. The mumps vaccine came out when I was 3 and the measles vaccine came out the year before I was born. Now I'm wondering if I ever received the polio vaccine.
I was craving a coney dog and chili cheese fries all day but since it's National Detroit-Style Pizza Day I got a Motown Museum pizza from Buddy's Pizza instead.
If you're an architect you must design housing with a bathroom right inside the door that the people use most.
There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.
The Canada geese have babies and that means when I walk outside I take my late husband's walking stick. It's just to shoo them away until the apocalypse.
I used Google for a recipe for Shack Potatoes. Google AI said to peel the potatoes. Oh, bitch please! Shack Potatoes are NOT peeled. I haven't Googled coney dogs but it probably involves ketchup.
I probably just pissed off my older sister. I texted her berating AI, Musk and Bezos.
