Jonathan Keller

@jkeller5.bsky.social

Here for the South Florida sports, some pop culture references, and a healthy splash of immaturity.

Main offensive takeaway from Dolphins game last night. Our starting 5 O-Linemen and TE Kacmarek are going to be a problem. Jonah and Kayden were MOVING people. Malik has the tools to be a really good QB. Need all 7 of those guys plus Achane, Douglas, and Bell to stay 100% healthy for 3 or 4 years.

My favorite part of Goodfellas was when an enraged Ray Liotta was storming with a gun toward the nerdy guy who lived across the street from Karen, and the guy goes “You want some, Fucko?”Absolutely hilarious.

About 5 years ago a friend of mine told me that his sister fucked Glen Hansard. It was before Glen was married, so it's all good. I believe him because, why would he have made that up? Anyway, that's my Glen Hansard story. He was awesome. And a hell of a singer too.