The only person who destroyed the reflecting pool is Donald Trump The only person caught trying to rig the recent elections is Donald Trump The only person who is extremely wasteful with government spending is Donald Trump The only person who is making prices go up is Donald Trump
Jeff Kennedy
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Essayist | Microfictionist | Playwright | Member of the Dramatist Guild | Old Irish Guy | Curmudgeon | Twitter Escapee
While cleaning out cabinets, we found a collection of tiny, Icelandic liquor bottles. Spent last night playing booze roulette.
How do I turn off "Suggested for you”? It’s just annoying.
The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.” - Barack Obama
New Essay: Best. Machine. Ever. (2026 Erma Bombeck Finalist)
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Opened garage door. Walked into alley. Stared at two feet of snow for a couple minutes. Walked back into garage. Closed garage door.
Level 3 snow emergency continues. Have human beings ever tried hibernation? That’s really starting to look like the way to go.
This week’s interview is with microfiction judge David Swann @daveswann.bsky.social Read his advice on writing micros, his thoughts on which author he would go for a pizza with & much more. www.nationalflashfictionday.co.uk/index.php/ne...
An uncomfortable observation...
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I’ve been herelonger than I’ll be here. — Jeff Kennedy
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New Silliness: Amazon Delivery Status Messages You Don’t Want to See (But Probably Will)
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It appears your package has probably been delivered somewhere.
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my number one most serious writing tip is to make cool friends. in the last year I've needed to know about blacksmithing, neo-medievalism in the american empire, and mid-century lesbian pulp publishing and each time I've been able to just. call a guy.
If you pay me $45mil, I also agree to not coach Penn State football. Just putting it out there.
New Story: Inefficiency "I was ready to leave the bodega after Eric tried his mark for the third time. The 666 tat was pulsating light red."
Inefficiency
This wasn't how I pictured it.
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Wife: I don’t think this recipe turned out right at all. I’m going to try again and see if I can get it right this time. Me (slicing off a slab of perfectly wonderful bread): I support this decision. Who am I to judge her creative process?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
a man in a tuxedo is saying i haven 't got the software to cope with this
Alt: Red Dwarf- Kryton: I haven’t got the software to cope with this.
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
New Story: An Important Inflight Announcement "Attention please. Attention please. The following are recent changes to our regular inflight procedures."
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All carry-ons will now be stapled to the wings for your convenience and safety.
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A little Sunday afternoon music at scenic Goodale Park.
New Story: Nuptials "James sat in the changing booth in a slightly too-small, last-season tuxedo."
Nuptials – Suddenly, And Without Warning
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
a futurama poster that says " you do you weirdo "
Alt: a futurama poster that says " you do you weirdo "
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”