Feeling pretty sleek. Hope everyone is having a good Sunday. Try to make someone smile today.
Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar. You can kill the man but an idea is immortal. I’ll get most* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion. My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
I’m going on a date tonight! 😊🤞💕 Gonna try to make this one work. Gonna try to learn from my mistakes. 1. Don’t bring up euthanizing animals 2. Don’t reference serial killers 3. Don’t tell them I put Viagra in their drink just to “make sure” 4. Smile and make eye contact 5. Open the car door 👍
CNN: “Zohran Mamdani is the most popular Democrat among Democrats. By a lot.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
How can anyone with a shred of decency support ICE? Watching these videos is sickening. It is clear that something is fundamentally and morally wrong. These are human beings, not insects. This goes beyond immigration policy, it is outright, Gestapo-style fascism.
Eating popcorn is cool until you get that one kernel that didn’t pop and then it’s like why am I even doing this?
I live on deed red Missouri, ya hear?’an I say this twice…..fuck Donald’s Trump and fuck his regime. They done screwed us big time and “we the people” don take kindly to dat. We gon eat him on a spigot roast. Who got da sauce?
Backstreet boys….he says “am I sexual” and all his bros are like “yeeeaaahhh” 😅😅😦
I was gonna watch Trump’s speech tonight but I have stare at the wall during that time. Darn it.
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell today over the phone for around 20 minutes and he told me that Bruce Willis is dead at the end of Sixth Sense.
1. Democratic Socialism: The Community Dairy 🐄 You have two cows.The government does not take them away from you.You and your neighbors vote to pass a law that creates a town dairy. You give some of your milk to the town dairy as a tax. In return, the town uses that milk to give free veterinary -
Excuse me, sir, are you a bit peckish? No, I’m Turkish.
Fox News is the Jerry Springer of news networks. Anyone who watches and takes it as fact is a complete and utter fool.
My boss full heartedly believes New York is under Socialist rule.
Coyote ugly in Austin Texas. Nothing like a quiet Wednesday to sooth my jangled nerves.
Ever since working in the airline industry, my insult to people has been, “I hope you get the middle seat”
I would entertain the thought of purchasing a beer fridge, but the beer I buy never gets the opportunity to reach room temperature 🍻
Police have far too much power in the US. Nothing but Gestapo bullies. Very easy to see how Germany fell to nazism back in the day. I have no doubt in my mind the police would round up people and execute them if they were told to do so. Power belongs to the people, not the state.
Kicking off this Friday will a little Faith
The Way You Love Me
Faith Hill · Breathe · Song · 1999
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3:00am wake up time definitely sucks but they forgot I’m literally Lucifer and I’ll just alter my consciences about it. Fuck the system. Be free. You are your own god. Logic > faith