July 2026 was the first month in London's history (going back to 1871) without any rain.
everyone please get excited for the first apples of the season - Discoverys as we all know, a fast-spoiling but delicious apple with unusual strawberry and watermelon flavours keep them in the fridge for texture
our foster zebra has unfortunately failed to thrive, so please get in touch if you can offer temporary accommodation otherwise we will seek permanent rehoming (in the bin)
oppenheimer (2023): almost certainly a granny smith - an "empire apple", probably from Tasmania, would have been available in the offseason & a patriotic choice at the time however the attached leaf is wrong, it would never have survived the journey partial credit #applesinfilms
fun anti-fact: kelp or kombu has zero impact on the "digestibility" of beans & lentils, no matter what the hippie who sold them to you says
zebra washing season hand wash (or hand wash setting on yr machine), gentle detergent and rub extra in the spot where someone dripped red wine on the white part of the nose, cold water, slow spin, thorough dry in the sun
as I prepare to board what I hope will be my last flight for a little while, please enjoy these photos celebrating the true luxury of business class travel
horse travels, preposterous edition headed home to london from edmonton, with transport changes at three other cities along the way
the oldest hotel in Spain has been renovated to add new drain pipes
with love and mercy in my heart, how can one possibly countenance the national dish being wet chips honestly you could get better food in scotland
why, north america, are your downtown high crime mugging stations always co-located with your amazing bakeries & best coffee shops
horse travels again to calgary & edmonton I'm going to forget how to england at this rate