@handlebarorionx.bsky.social Just watched the new Botchamania, the Mike Tenay/Human League *bebebebebebebebe* got me so good. I’m going to be thinking about that for weeks.

I still hold that the first ten seconds of Venus Man Trap is the best guitar has ever sounded.

get me away from here, I’m deadass@saramchenry.bsky.social · yesterday

Every summer Tom and I return to our ancestral homeland to celebrate the anniversary of our first date (twenty-four years ago last Saturday!). There, this time, I FINALLY found a copy of my favorite album from when I was fourteen.

Tony being a cheeky boy. cc: @maffewgregg.bsky.social

A reminder that Kyle is really good at this AND this story was already released so I can confirm it was good AND both the hard and softcovers are attractively priced AND I really need to read Karate Prom again.

Kyle Starks - COMIC CON NEBRASKA!@thekylestarks.bsky.social · 2d ago

The launch page for my upcoming Kickstarter LOUISE SPROUSE STOLE MY HEART (AND I HAVE TWO HOURS TO GET IT BACK) - a coming of age hitman story - is now LIVE! If you like END OF LIFE at all you'll love this. www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

I saw a YouTube post about a Baron Corbin match (??) and the number of comments proclaiming it a dream match and “we are so back” made me feel insane. The only explanation, other than soft baby brain brainwashing, is their fan turnover is so severe that no one had actually seen 2018 Baron Corbin.

David Bixenspan@davidbix.com · 2d ago

The WWE style has gotten so slow and loose and floaty that their fans can't tell when the stars are physically washed. Holy brainwashing. The baby brained sloptarts would just eat up 1990 Andre the Giant matches with THIS IS AWESOME chants.

This is the most “what the cock is that shit” moment I’m going to have in 2026, god willing.

dungeon crawler karl havoc@krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 4d ago

Donald Trump has taken over skynet

It's the first day of August, which means it's time for everyone's least favorite meme! #deuandrasky

I probably missed my window to post this dumb joke.

At the risk of diminishing Chloe’s work, I feel like the Grover painting has him tripsitting for a Kermit who’s tripping absolute balls, and the other painting is the calm contentment Kermit feels inside his drug euphoria.

Chloe Cumming@chloecumming.bsky.social · 5d ago

I’ve added the two Sesame Street based watercolour on Yupo paintings to my paintings shop, both 7 x 7 inches, a practical and excellent size for a thing. Please (speaking to the ether) can I have a positive and vast response! Go my pretties! www.chloecumming.com/paintings

I might have to resubscribe to Wrestle Universe, get me some of that Spike/Hashimoto face-kicking goddamn action.

spike nishimura | スパイク • ニシムラ@spikefromwrestling.bsky.social · 5d ago

so that's how it feels

Incredibly funny to me that I looked at the stickers and thought “wow this sucks but at least dude watches Infowars”. The Onion takeover has rewritten my brain so deeply that I’ve already forgotten that it used to be that Alex Jones show (RIP Alex Jones, keep popping like a balloon in Hell, buddy).

Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d ago

Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:

Digging deep for those good goofs.

If we’re going to turn things around we’ve gotta stop believing in things wholeheartedly, and start believing in things butthole-fartedly.

I need a wrestler with a Coach Z-esque speech impediment to start using Goldberg’s finisher but call it the Jerkharmer.

Emi’s one of those opponents who pulls a better match from whoever they’re putting over, and I always wanted to see her have a workhorse run with the TBS Championship. There’s still time to introduce a Women’s International title so she can win it in Wembley.

Gen@genmasho.bsky.social · 6d ago

THE QUEEN IS FUCKING BACK!!! #ROH 🤼

Thank you to the comment that let me know that Reggie smiles a good game but I should hate him with my whole being.

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 6d ago

Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...

The joke is so perfect it makes me mad. How dare this exist now, and how dare it have not existed forever.

James Wood@omgmorejames.bsky.social · 6d ago

Roguelike Deckbuilder

I’m catching up on Smartypants and considering the timing I absolutely believe Lindsay Graham saw this presentation and died on the spot.

One of the worst PPVs AEW has ever produced. I only loved every match. One of the wrestlers was just fine. Complete trash. Great show.

Tom.@notthattomgreen.bsky.social · last wk.

The AEW PPV’s have been so great this year that the standard is astronomical. They were bound to shoot short eventually. The effort’s there. Everyone involved tried hard. But this was a show that could’ve been a Dynamite/Collision double-taping. #AEWRedemption

I’ve been wishing for Willow to be world champ since before she was even signed…but Thekla just came in with the maddest fit I’ve ever seen and I need three more years minimum of toxic dominance. #AEWRedemption 🤼‍♂️

No disrespect to Kenny and the Jet, but the women should’ve mained. #AEWRedemption 🤼‍♂️

Mick Foley getting “…while you’re down there”-ed and then barking like a dog is a choice, but I support Mick’s decision to make it. #AEWRedemption

Nick Gage was a bad influence. #AEWRedemption 🤼‍♂️

Jericho had to become a goth deathmatch grandma in order to do boo/yay spots with local sports jerseys. #AEWRedemption

As much as age in wrestling means nothing, AEW should bring in the idea of joshi graduation and send off any man the year they turn 50. Let them manage, maybe even wrestle as the sixth guy in a trios once in a while…but there’s too much young talent to justify a Chris Jericho match on PPV in 2026.

Pat Baer@patbaer.bsky.social · last wk.

speaking of guys who should retire.

Get yourself someone who loves you as much as PAC loves turning his whole body into rubber.

Richard@sirlariato.northsky.social · last wk.

Fuck yeah, the insane PAC ddt sell is back #AEWRedemption 🤼

I adore Kyle Fletcher’s non-toxic babygirl masculinity. It’s speaks directly to my genderfluid ass.

Razlo@razlo.bsky.social · last wk.

Never seen a guy wear this floral crown before, but it looks right on Kyle Fletcher #AEW #AEWRedemption

Y’all ever watch a match like this and think about how Kyle Fletcher is younger than Star Fox 64? #AEWRedemption 🤼‍♂️

🎶Time to spend three hours Watching horrible people Time to spend three hours Watching wrestlers suck🎶

Kim Justice@kimjustice.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well, here's something for the sickos. A nice relaxing compilation of my wrestling videos that cover the very worst our great sport has to offer!...Gulas. Horace. Teddy. Kitao. Lion. And plenty more. 3 hours of the worst of pro wrestling. Enjoy and please share :) youtu.be/Jb_KFuutqpo

Adam Warlock and Rocket Raccoon lookin’ ass.

Jesse Collings@jessecollings.bsky.social · 2w ago

Neither of these guys look cool at all. Punk's hair looks like it has a life of its own, and Cody looks like he is a businessman that hasn't slept in a week and is suffering from jaundice. Such a bizarre, weird company.