Hello m'lady, hello m'darling, hello m'ragtime gaaaaal *tipped fedora emoji*🐸🎶

Are horse movies the Hallmark Christmas specials for the other 11 months?

I know the Mandela effect is real because I triple checked before & I am DAMN SURE the recipe said Tablespoon

Roy G. Biv, and the Roy G. taketh away

I've gotten embarrassingly good at field dressing cardboard boxes #EnvelopesToo

As someone who is bad about picking my scabs/crusties, I don't think we give dogs who can do the "leave it" command enough credit

Ok but imagine someone named Colt grow up to be called Stallion?

Do the eyes of potatoes count as microgreens?

Dr Pepper is short for Dr Pepperoni, Ph.D

I started caring about fiber, so now I'm on that Tang to Metamuscil pipeline 🥤😎