Somebody today asked me if I “like wind” That’s a wrap on small talk, for me

Also also: this is what I hope God’s stance is on me Some people want to hear “Well done, good and faithful servant”; I want to hear “There’s my lil dum-dum”

Jonathan Quinn (they/them)@jmquinn.bsky.social · yesterday

Early negative reviews of Street Fighter won’t stop me Because guess what I don’t want it to be good I want it to be stupid

This was also my stance on Other Mommy, and it did not disappoint 😌

Jonathan Quinn (they/them)@jmquinn.bsky.social · yesterday

Early negative reviews of Street Fighter won’t stop me Because guess what I don’t want it to be good I want it to be stupid

Early negative reviews of Street Fighter won’t stop me Because guess what I don’t want it to be good I want it to be stupid

Yeah, I already voted I voted “Everyone sucks here” in the case of Celebrity trying to buy a $15,000 toy bird v. Rude shopkeepers at the $15,000 toy bird store

I subbed for some freshman classes today and realized they’re the class of 2030 😨 2030. Mama that’s science fiction 🤨

Btw if you were wondering, there is… not a lot of Anne Hathaway in the new Anne Hathaway movie 😒

I love horror movies, but I have a strong preference for ones with happy endings 😋 I get the impression that hardcore horror fans would view me as unserious b/c of that, but 🤷🏼‍♀️

It’s almost 100 degrees in SoCal today, and I was in a church with no AC for four hours 😖 On my way home, I saw that McDonald’s had a 50% off deal on McFlurries They got me gals 🙃

The first sentence of this post sounds like a joke, but it is very real (I had to look it up b/c 🤯)

skELLY@ellyzoe.bsky.social · 2w ago

One of the most charming things about living in Paris is that the city has installed sparkling water fountains. I was just remembering the joy with which my fam & I discovered them. It was summer, and we brought all the bottles in the house to fill. ❤️ Love it.

I’m Episcopalian, so I’m observing Locktober 🔒 by locking my feelings up all month 😌

At the doctor’s office waiting for my TB test to be read, b/c I need it to keep working in the schools We can’t require COVID vaccines, but we require a test for a disease that affects 0.003% of the population per year 😒

It is so hard to be motivated to work when I won’t get paid for it for like 6 weeks 😖

Who wore it better

If this is not called “Runner’s High,” that would be such a waste

Lindsay Fickas@lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 3w ago

Just got an ad for edibles made for running, and wow, nothing has ever sounded worse than that

Gayyyyy

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · last mo.

Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF

10th grader: “I don’t support AI. AI killed my grandma.” The kids are alright 😂

Are these a complete breakfast, or are they just starters

My old-timey apartment has a couple of these telephone nooks, and Tallulah has found perhaps their only remaining use

“Are you wearing the…” “…The Zeelool Bear Pride Flag glasses? Yes, I am.”

My husband had never heard of “MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer And now I’m afraid I married a closeted straight I feel like a cake someone left out in the rain 😭

I DON’T ALWAYS WIN IT’S CUZ I’M YOSHI AT MARIO KART BUT WHEN I DO

Lol at the Episcopal Church of the 70s/80s doing the “all may; none must; some should” for drugs

Tybalt Tennyson, 6th Baron Boulderpaw@anglocat-holic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Can we bring these old Episcopal ad campaigns back? ⚓

Happy TES THDPSSSSPS release day for those who celebrate

USDA: Do NOT eat salad rn Me: *cracks knuckles* I’ve been preparing for this my entire adult life

Just saw a headline: “Taco Bell Is No Longer Selling These 5 Menu Items After Parasite Outbreak Causes ‘Explosive Diarrhea’” …As opposed to the rest of their menu…? 🤔

Skeletor wishes a happy International Non-Binary People’s Day to they/them who celebrate 💛🤍💜🖤

Got bad FOMO b/c LA got a new bishop and I wasn’t invited 🥲 But at least I’ll get to see the First Lady in November 💖

Me: “I don’t get why ppl feel the need to let everybody know they hate something that everybody else seems to love” Also me: “I just saw Obsession, and I need everyone to know how much I hate it” 🙃

New bishop of Los Angeles did a symbolic 4-mile walk from the diocesan offices to the cathedral before his installation A friend asked if I was participating *stares in cripple* 🫩♿️