JM Seaborn
@jmseaborn.bsky.social
Writer of consensual D/s stories here and at @writteninkink. 45. Bald. Bearded. Tall. Grouchy.
Notes on my 1st MRI (again, I'm fine) - The technicians are super friendly. Mine told me it's because they have to spend so much calming folks. - They're loud as fuck. - I genuinely worried I'd be too fucking fat. Why do I hate myself so much. - 70s music is banging. Drowned out the banging.
Over the years, whenever some bellend in the pub tried to defend some monstrous bloke for his bullying or inappropriate behaviour by slurring some form of "but that's the price of genius" or "brilliant people are difficult", I've had a stock response: Dolly. Fucking. Parton.
Thanks but I don't need a writing tool, AI. I AM a writing tool. Wait.
Young men of the world, we've been telling you he's a grifter for fucking years. You didn't believe us. Maybe you'll believe him: www.theguardian.com/news/2026/au...
Andrew Tate rented supercars to appear ‘uberwealthy’, says his lawyer
Self-described misogynist and his brother, Tristan, are playing role to generate income from online attention, Miami court filing says
theguardian.com
I want to do audios again. I feel like I was starting to get good at them. Is it time for me to learn how to use Reddit?
Her: Do you have any tattoos? Me: I do! I have four. I definitely want more. I'll go into the meaning of them down the line if we hit it off, if that's ok? It's still early days! Her: It's for the MRI questionnaire, Mr. Seaborn.
I ate my considerable body weight in burgers and chips and all my problems are still here. It's been 45 years of this approach and if I don't start to see results in the next decade or so, I'm going to have to try something else.
I don't want to fuck around, and I'm ok with not finding out.
Your makeup looks so delicate. Your hair is perfect. That dress is stunning. You're a vision. A beauty. A work of art. I can't wait to spend the evening with you. And I can't wait to then drag you home and destroy it all.
Sometimes I worry that all I do is worry, and that's pretty worrying.
1. Saturday morning lie ins 2. Cancelled work meetings 3. Legs legs legs legs
I get a surprising number of offers like this. On a serious note though, having my head shaved by a partner is incredibly intimate and sexy to me. ngl.link/jm_seaborn53...
It isn't enough to want strength, if strength is all you want. Beautifully written sentiment...
JM Seaborn@jmseaborn.bsky.social · 3w agoI don't want kink tonight. I don't want to choke you. I don't want to bruise you. I don't want to call you a whore or a slut or my brainwashed fuck toy. I don't want to frighten you until your racing heart pumps blood straight down to your drenched cunt. Not tonight. I don't want kink tonight.
That was absolutely beautiful to read. So raw and emotional. 🖤
Seems to me that Natalie Harp isn't very well, and that any man or workplace that doesn't intervene is at best negligent and at worst exploitative.
I consider myself a pretty liberal Trekkie. I don't shake my fist at the new, and I appreciate the franchise has to adapt and update. But I think this week's episode, in which they spoofed a beloved Wrath of Khan moment, was a low point. For me, anyway.
I have decided to punish her theft and vandalism by letting her stay on my bed and watch For All Mankind with me
My favourite outfit is the black lingerie. My favourite outfit is 60s thigh boots. My favourite outfit is my football shirt. My favourite outfit is your work clothes. It's your comfy Sundays. Or when you're naked. Or in a towel. My favourite outfit is whatever you're wearing when you ask.
She destroyed half a notebook and I gave her a treat to save the second half. She's trained me so well.
grace 🐉 • NSFW • ($109.25/$500)@iconic-g.bsky.social · 7d agoPlease keep updating, I love this 🤣
I ignored her so she pulled a book off the shelf. I have absolutely no authority over this bellend.
JM Seaborn@jmseaborn.bsky.social · 7d agoMy dog is performatively chewing up one of my socks because she thinks once I notice, I'll buy my sock back with a treat. She's a bully. It's like living with a local king pin.
My dog is performatively chewing up one of my socks because she thinks once I notice, I'll buy my sock back with a treat. She's a bully. It's like living with a local king pin.
Ok this is pretty cool. For all you Project Hail Mary fans, Amazon have a channel where you can watch Rocky sleep. Extra cool: it has Daniel Pemberton's gorgeous score if you want sound.
